itp: your joke weapons

[onabluemoon]

Who: Saïx and anyone who wanders by
What: A glitch in the Matrix your equipment subscreens
When: Now
Where: Somewhere fairly well populated
Warnings: Extreme annoyance?

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[howsketchy]

[ She was on her way back to her room from grocery shopping, when a curious sight made her stop in her tracks. Was that a-- ]

[ Laughing, she turns to continue on her, but abruptly stops again. Naminé finally noticed what was attached to that banana. ]

[ Well then. ]

[onabluemoon]

[The laughter does absolutely nothing for his temper, especially considering who it's coming from.

So he does the only logical thing he can think of. He throws the bananamore at her.]

[howsketchy]

[ It takes her a few seconds to realize that yes, he just threw his weapon at her. Luckily for her, she's able to jump out of the way just in time. ]

Saïx?!

[onabluemoon]

[For the time being, he doesn't bother calling it back to his hand from where it's landed.]

Yes?

[howsketchy]

[ Regaining her composure (kinda), she brushes herself off. ]

[ While still internally freaking out. ]

Your weapon.

[onabluemoon]

I'm aware.

[But not pleased.]

[howsketchy]

It doesn't seem... Permanent, at least?

[onabluemoon]

It had better not be.

[howsketchy]

...

Are you going to bring it back?

[onabluemoon]

[Frowns, but calls it back... and points it at her.]

Is this what you wished?

[howsketchy]

[ She involuntarily takes a step back. ]

[ It wasn't what she meant at all. ]

Not quite.

[onabluemoon]

[Don't mind him, he's just being sort of >| about everything in general. And yes, he knows he is. He just doesn't care.]

What, then?

[howsketchy]

Can you point it somewhere else...?

[onabluemoon]

[He scowls, but after a moment more shifts it down to a neutral position.]

[howsketchy]

Thank you.

[ She relaxes just a tiny bit. A tiny tiny bit. ]

[onabluemoon]

Don't mistake it for something as simple as kindness.