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[stonyfaced]

A bloody vampire. I woke up as a bloody vampire. Complete with the blasted red lined cloak and the stupid shiny shoes and the sodding widows peak. I'm not just a vampire, I'm a traditional one. It's like whoever the hell's in charge of this thing asked me what I'd like to turn into the least

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[dream_of_flesh]

A vampire? With the fangs and the blahs, too?

[stonyfaced]

Yes, with fangs. But I'll be doing my best to make sure I'll say "blah" as little as possible.

[dream_of_flesh]

Jeez. That's gotta su [o wait]

Can you pin the cloak up?

[stonyfaced]

[Okay, that was a pun (or punne or play on words) worthy of home. He'll just... ignore it.]

I gave it a try, but it just fell back down again. One of those mysterious things that this place does, I suppose.

SO AMUSED

[grab_my_bells]

Enjoy your sweeping.

I MADE THIS POST FOR THIS, NGL

[stonyfaced]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

Oh, shut up.

SCORE! =D

[grab_my_bells]

And miss a chance to tease? Never.

[stonyfaced]

The way this is going, I'm more likely to trip than sweep, anyway.

LATE BUT FABULOUS?

[blindedmewith]

Mr. Stoneface! You didn't actually drink anyone's blood, did you?

FABUUU

[stonyfaced]

Of course I didn't! And I'm not planning on it.

[blindedmewith]

It isn't as if anyone could blame you for following a biological imperative-but that's not to say it would be acceptable! Just understandable. Maybe we could get you some blood from the butcher's, though?

[stonyfaced]

No one would need to blame me. I'd do all that myself, thank you.

That's what I was thinking, yeah. Some pig's blood should do the trick.