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[stonyfaced]

A bloody vampire. I woke up as a bloody vampire. Complete with the blasted red lined cloak and the stupid shiny shoes and the sodding widows peak. I'm not just a vampire, I'm a traditional one. It's like whoever the hell's in charge of this thing asked me what I'd like to turn into the least

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[dream_of_flesh]

A vampire? With the fangs and the blahs, too?

[stonyfaced]

Yes, with fangs. But I'll be doing my best to make sure I'll say "blah" as little as possible.

[dream_of_flesh]

Jeez. That's gotta su [o wait]

Can you pin the cloak up?

[stonyfaced]

[Okay, that was a pun (or punne or play on words) worthy of home. He'll just... ignore it.]

I gave it a try, but it just fell back down again. One of those mysterious things that this place does, I suppose.

[dream_of_flesh]

No kidding.

What are you going to eat?

[stonyfaced]

I figure I'll see how animal blood from the butcher's works out.