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[stonyfaced]

A bloody vampire. I woke up as a bloody vampire. Complete with the blasted red lined cloak and the stupid shiny shoes and the sodding widows peak. I'm not just a vampire, I'm a traditional one. It's like whoever the hell's in charge of this thing asked me what I'd like to turn into the least

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SO AMUSED

[grab_my_bells]

Enjoy your sweeping.

I MADE THIS POST FOR THIS, NGL

[stonyfaced]

[FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU]

Oh, shut up.

SCORE! =D

[grab_my_bells]

And miss a chance to tease? Never.

[stonyfaced]

The way this is going, I'm more likely to trip than sweep, anyway.

[grab_my_bells]

That could be amusing too.

You could always recruit one of your Watchmen to carry the end of your cape for you, so you don't trip.

[stonyfaced]

That'd be proper nobby. Very vampirish.

Which is to say no, that won't be necessary. I'll figure it out.

[grab_my_bells]

Oh, right.

Tie it up? Throw it over a shoulder? You'll think of something. Or the Watch will get to see their commander fall on his face a few times. Either way works.

[stonyfaced]

Seeing how all my efforts have gone so far, I think they'll all be seeing me fall a few times. At least they probably won't be able to recognize me straightaway.

[grab_my_bells]

[Do DW vamps even photograph?]

Shame I don't have a camera. I'd love a photo of that. Even if it wouldn't have the same effect as if it was physically you.

[stonyfaced]

[Yep! And they crumble to dust in the flash. XD]

Camera... ah, yes, an iconograph. [...why are his fingers twitching thinking about that WHY ARE HIS FINGERS TWITCHING] I think vampires would crumble in the flash.

[grab_my_bells]

Oh. Well, never mind, then.