Comments | stoney321: Parody Fic time! It's the CHAV Twilight tale of love, romance, and ASBOs

stoney321

Parody Fic time! It's the CHAV Twilight tale of love, romance, and ASBOs

Dec 03, 2009 07:57

Inspired by this thread with the ever delightful slasheuse. Any mistakes (including a failure to include a Croydon facelift on Bella) are all hers. I mean, mine. Ha ha ha. I'm heading out for the airport in a few hours, so be good everyone! I need all of my expendable cash for my own bail money, so I can't help you this weekend. :D

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sparkle!, funny fic, parody fic, fic

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maybe1ce December 3 2009, 14:10:23 UTC

It's......It's......Glorious. A thing of beauty. Chav-tastic.

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maybe1ce December 3 2009, 14:12:02 UTC

(&%%*(( LJ coding.

I meant this:

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stoney321 December 3 2009, 14:19:48 UTC

Your pic is well cool wif its Burberry, m8!

maybe1ce December 3 2009, 14:38:11 UTC

I'm in ur Google Image, stealin ur bandwidth!

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brunettepet December 3 2009, 14:13:14 UTC

Holy Hell! This had me howlin' and that's just not fair cuz I has to be howlin' on the inside cuz the mister is still sleepin'!

This, this right here: And Edward adjusted the waist of 'is pants so the ARMANI EXCHANGE label of his shorts was showing and Bella bit her lip and said, "You could use a tan, or somfing. Wha, you don't want to be branna? I want to have meself a little black baby someday and name him Fiddy Pence." And then she bent over the table to show off her fong from under her track gear. The mating rituals of youth - so, so beautiful! Here, too: He would bust in her house to watch her sleep while he teabagged her and took pics for his mates. She went froo 'is wallet when he hit the head and stole his money. Teabagging - so romantical!

Oh, the drama: Jacob pop-locked at Edward but then 'is pants got untucked from 'is socks... and Edward and Bella peeled out in that sweet ride.

Hahahahaha! I'm all bright eyed and smiling and I haven't even had coffee yet. Thanks for that.

stoney321 December 3 2009, 14:19:13 UTC

Hahaha, thanks for picking up on the teabagging, lol.

I'm glad to have made you laugh, YAY!

slasheuse December 3 2009, 14:14:15 UTC

AMAZING

I'm so sorry I didn't get to this sooner! If there's more please send it my way!

stoney321 December 3 2009, 14:18:43 UTC

DO NOT WORRY MY LOVE. This is all there is for now (I may have to do all four books, though, let's face it the biting the baby out scene would be WELL DISGUSTING) but feel free to email me fings wot I got wrong.

<3 <3 <3 you, bb! (The Boy asked if I remembered you, yesterday. LOL. He quite liked you. HEART.)

i think i would actually buy this dangomango December 3 2009, 14:30:20 UTC

Lol

stoney321 December 3 2009, 14:40:27 UTC

Hahahaha, me too!

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stoney321 December 3 2009, 14:48:30 UTC

I LOVE SNATCH, TOO. And hahahaha, I actually deleted that line from my post because of the very reason you mention, lol.

I had no idea how much I needed Chavlite: New Sumfink until that thread. And then I couldn't NOT have it, wot?