Praise to Jeebus. Yes, I have seen it. I made my husband go with me. Best part of the movie was me leaving the theater. (A guy behind me said, "Thank god this thing is over," and I started laughing and almost high fived him until I saw the look on his lady's face ( Read more... )

crazydiamondsue brought to my attention that The Daily Dot mentioned a piece of crack-fic I wrote a while back, pairing Edward Cullen and Sarah Palin. :D ( Read more... )

Already have a tsktsk comment on my Twilight recap. Ahahaha. Whatevs, I'm in a bar with a 'Rita waiting on crazydiamondsue, I ain't bovered. :)

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I just got back. *inhales breath* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THE RECAP IS POSTED.

Um, spoilers for the one person that didn't read the stupid book, ( About that uterus... )

By which I mean, of course, the penultimate Twilight Movie is out today, and soon we will be free, friends. SOON WE WILL BE FREE.

And of course I'm going to the 10am showing for recapping purposes (hoping it's as deliciously awful an experience as the first one was.) Pray/smudge a room/makeover a hobo for me, whatever your religion calls for ( Read more... )

This is a man. He is a fabulous, androgynous male model. And he is more beautiful than Natassja Kinski in her famous Richard Avedon (my all time favorite photographer) photo shoot.

I mean, damn.

Recaps/Review Link Round-Up for your Friday Time-Killing Pleasure:
American Horror Story 1.5
X Factor Top 12 + Results
Top Chef: Texas
Ringer 1.07
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To the anonymous person claiming we went to high school together who left an anonymous comment with a link to vaginal tattooing (groce) and then proceeded to claim that you didn't know that a) I was FUNNY in school, and you didn't know 2) I was Mormon, uh... SPAM. And I've turned anonymous comments off now. Too many Russian spam bots, as well ( Read more... )

In other words, I need writing prompts, because I am doing that thing where I make up "must do's" around the house (I mean, I just steam cleaned all of the carpets and drapes and am looking for other things to steam clean, reorganize, etc.) instead of working on actual writing projects, and I really really want to work on writing projects, but have ( Read more... )

I'm taking a break from landscaping today to mention a funny and ask an opinion of you.

1, Emily wore her bathing suit under her school clothes yesterday so when she got home she could get straight into the pool. o_0. I mentioned that we need to wear proper underwear to school from now on. Also, LOL.

2. What do we think about this comment? I ( Read more... )

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