Comments | stoney321: Tears of a Clown

stoney321

Tears of a Clown

Aug 28, 2008 09:24

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pimp!, sparkle!, wtf no seriously wtf?

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menomegirl August 28 2008, 14:34:46 UTC

She actually uses the words "rainbow sparkles" together in a sentence?

stoney321 August 28 2008, 14:54:35 UTC

YES. Literally "rainbow sparkles." It's like the universe knew I needed a laugh.

menomegirl August 28 2008, 15:19:59 UTC

Well! I am aghast.

marenfic August 28 2008, 16:02:10 UTC

Mmm. I love rainbow sparkle frosting.

What? That must be what she's talking about.

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elisi August 28 2008, 15:18:05 UTC

Just to make sure that I fulfill my spamming quota today...

I adore this quote - the movie might actually almost be worth watching:

“When you read the book,” says Pattinson, ... “it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.’ I mean, every line is liked that. He’s the most ridiculous person who’s so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn’t do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that’s how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he’s a 108 year-old virgin so he’s obviously got some issues there.”

stoney321 August 28 2008, 15:25:20 UTC

Isn't that hilarious? I love the contempt he has for the character he'll be in bed with for the next year or two. Bwah!

candiesandlaces September 5 2008, 20:09:49 UTC

My respect for Pattison skyrocketed. Thanks. :D

yresim July 17 2010, 10:06:44 UTC

Ditto here.

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enigmaticblues August 28 2008, 15:23:15 UTC

BWAHAHAHA! *cannot stop laughing at "rainbow sparkles*

Honestly, those are words that belong together only in "My Little Pony" fanfic (I'm sure such a thing exists). Or meant in an incredibly ironic way.

stoney321 August 28 2008, 15:26:16 UTC

RAINBOW SPARKLES!! Can you believe it?!

(And I'm honestly surprised at how few times "chagrin" popped up. I really thought it would be more. It FELT like more.)

heatherbird September 6 2008, 23:59:10 UTC

I hope that somewhere in this world, My Little Pony fic DOES exist. Or better, My Little Pony slash. With unicorn and Pegasus action.

the_ether November 23 2008, 11:33:32 UTC

I'm so embarassed that it only took me two seconds to copypaste this link

I don't write it, I'm just a customiser on those forums, I swear! Plus, that's a family friendly site. I'm sure there is more hardcore stuff, but I think if I went looking and found, say, robot mpreg pony porn, I'd never be able to look at my collection again.

Thread 6

redbrickrose August 28 2008, 15:59:12 UTC

Wait. What's Midnight Sun? There's going to be a book from Edward's POV? That's . . . alarming.

stoney321 August 28 2008, 16:57:25 UTC

That's the one from his POV!!! IT'S FUCKING CREEPY.

moosesal August 28 2008, 16:11:11 UTC

I think what I love about the chart is how you can see that in Breaking Dawn the numbers for perfect/ly and beauty/ful went up while others went down. Clearly she got lazy because I'm sure she could have had more dazzling in place of beautiful. I mean, come on. Dazzle us with your terrible prose, Ms. Meyers.

stoney321 August 28 2008, 16:59:37 UTC

I actually surprised "obsess/ive" didn't go down in the 2nd book, given that Edward is gone for 70% of it.

DAZZLE ME WITH YOUR ACUMEN, AGENT STARLING.

moosesal August 28 2008, 17:01:20 UTC

LOL. Dazzle me with your acumen, Ms. Stoney. *mwah!*

stoney321 August 28 2008, 17:03:23 UTC

QUID PRO QUO, SALLY.

Did the lambs...stop...screaming? Please tell me when they do.