More adventures from the Tales of Stupid People, Astronauts vs. Cavemen edition

[stoney321]

(And remember: it's always okay to knock me off your flist if my journal makes you uncomfortable. Just know that I will mock you until you die from it. NO I WON'T. Yes, yes I will. QUIET, YOU. [/Dwight] I uh... I have the blackest of humors. And rest assured that you've yet to see how black I can go. Yay! ...the Aristocrats! What?) <--

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[redbrickrose]

Bwhahahahaha!

And yes. Clearly it is better to think about puppies while masturbating. WAIT WHAT?

[stoney321]

Personally, I feel that the million year old monkeys do that, hence evolution isn't real. DAMN DIRTY APES.

:D

[beer_good_foamy]

I take it you've seen Fundies Say The Darnedest Things...? :-)

[stoney321]

Aww, yeah. Too many of those get my blood pressure up, so I have to stick to the bald-face stupid ones. :D

[mireille719]

Oh, Stoney, I'm in class with people like this. All the time. *headdesk*

[stoney321]

I find I'm usually in LINE with these people. (Hee! You have my permission to blow spit balls at these people.)

Dear Mireille's Teacher:

Please allow her to mock the stupid. It's the only way they'll learn. (Because you and your kind haven't done their jobs. Or their parents haven't. Maybe a combination of the two.)

Thank you,
Her Online Buddy

[mireille719]

Best thing of all? (in that sense where "best" means "OH GOD MAKE IT STOP PLEASE") My classmates are nearly all current classroom teachers.

[xsnarkasaurus]

SO. AM. I. OMG.

One girl actually said to me, after I said a sentence containing the world "Government" as the largest word in it: "We'd talk to you more if you wouldn't use such big words."

Swear to fucking god.

Of course, my response, before I could censor myself? "If I spoke in words small enough for you to understand, I would quickly go insane, so I guess it's better for us this way, isn't it?"

~beats head on desk~

[ljgould]

You could add Sheri Stringfield(? -- I can never remember her last name.) who said on The View that she wasn't sure she believed the world was round because she couldn't see it. I knew there was a reason I was leaving money in my will to the Flat Earth Society. Then there's a guy who calls himself an evolutionary creationist (can't remember his name, but he recently sold a lovely mastadon skull found near San Antonio) who claims that dinosaurs lived only 10,000 years ago and were killed off by man.

Makes me wonder if a friend of mine isn't right when she says that the only reason humans are on this planet is because we lost the fight for the trees.

[southernbangel]

Hahaha, oh yes. She also said that Christianity predates everything.

O_o.

She does get that until Jesus CHRIST there was no Christianity, right? They were all heathens up until that point. HAHAHAHA. (I laugh so I don't cry at the stupidity.)

[stoney321]

Wasn't that woman crazy? She wasn't sure the earth was ROUND. I-

Goodness. That is CRAZY. And hahahaha, I love your friend's comment. THAT IS AWESOME.

[southernbangel]

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE MAKE MY RELIGION LOOK STUPID? I feel like I'm constantly apologizing because these morons are the ones that get the attention. "Uh yeah, I'm a Christian but I'm not one of those Christians. I'm actually sane." GAH. You can be a Christian and believe in evolution. You can be a Christian and be pro-choice, advocate for gay marriage, and so forth. Last time I checked the whole Jesus thing was about loving your neighbor and not condemning them because they have a different lifestyle than you. And do not even get me started on this man and others like him.

Uhm, sorry. I'll get off my soapbox now. :-/

[stoney321]

Oh, don't worry. All religions have stupid people - it's in its nature. (HEEE.) Hi, remember the cult I belonged to? EXACTLY.

But remember that Queers and Monkeys are not of God. (Um, there was a quote about how "we all know" that apes have an unnatural lust for our women. I think that person took King Kong for a documentary...)

[southernbangel]

I hate people. I really do.

[stoney321]

But... I'm people, Lee.

I'm... people.