More adventures from the Tales of Stupid People, Astronauts vs. Cavemen edition

[stoney321]

(And remember: it's always okay to knock me off your flist if my journal makes you uncomfortable. Just know that I will mock you until you die from it. NO I WON'T. Yes, yes I will. QUIET, YOU. [/Dwight] I uh... I have the blackest of humors. And rest assured that you've yet to see how black I can go. Yay! ...the Aristocrats! What?) <--

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[southernbangel]

WHY DO THESE PEOPLE MAKE MY RELIGION LOOK STUPID? I feel like I'm constantly apologizing because these morons are the ones that get the attention. "Uh yeah, I'm a Christian but I'm not one of those Christians. I'm actually sane." GAH. You can be a Christian and believe in evolution. You can be a Christian and be pro-choice, advocate for gay marriage, and so forth. Last time I checked the whole Jesus thing was about loving your neighbor and not condemning them because they have a different lifestyle than you. And do not even get me started on this man and others like him.

Uhm, sorry. I'll get off my soapbox now. :-/

[stoney321]

Oh, don't worry. All religions have stupid people - it's in its nature. (HEEE.) Hi, remember the cult I belonged to? EXACTLY.

But remember that Queers and Monkeys are not of God. (Um, there was a quote about how "we all know" that apes have an unnatural lust for our women. I think that person took King Kong for a documentary...)

[southernbangel]

I hate people. I really do.

[stoney321]

But... I'm people, Lee.

I'm... people.

[dancetomato]

Oh, Lee, WORDY MCWORD.

My favorite from www.fstdt.com:

"No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead."
JESUS wasn't even born Christian, you fucking moron.

A priest friend of mine went to see "The Passion of the Christ" (a movie I not only refused to see, I also preached about not going to see it On Principle). The guy behind him started ranting during the movie, "JESUS WASN'T A FUCKING JEW!" His wife suggested he ask the pastor. My friend said yes, which did not make the man happy. At the same showing, a woman brought her 7 year old to see it. The movie theater employees told her it wasn't suitable for children, to which she replied, "You can't tell me how to raise my children." When the child begged to leave during the movie, the mother said, "You watch what Jesus did for you!"

Lee, why can't we sue these people for fraud for posing as Christians?

Um, that turned out way rantier than I thought. Stupid fundys.

[elucidate_this]

heck yeah.

i'm so freaking tired of the idiots making my religion look idiotic.