Got so high that I accidently ate the plastic cling wrap chilling on my cookie at work.
I was met with a delightful explosion of chocolate chip & chewwy plastic goodness. I was sooooo conflicted. Tastes so good yet.....trickery :(.

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kay I got to post this because I feel seriously stupid. Me and my cousin become very stupid stoners while stoned. With other people i'm not like that but with him I guess we bring out the ignorance in each other or something idk. we have fun so it's all good tho... anyway- we got stoned and decided to go over to a friends house and finely got his ( Read more... )

i be smokin weed everyday every hour twice an hour shit i dont even know lol.  Well anyways i be havin that weed in case any of yall be livin in new york prefforably on long island since i be havin that fire ass chronic ya heard.  But seriously i really do have that ill weed and if anyone wants to burn one day that would be sweet since my friends ( Read more... )

My sister woke me up to get high before she left for work. Afterwords I got cottonmouth really bad so I went to the refrigerator to get a glass of tea. Well we were out of ice so I didn't put ice in it like I usually do. I took a drink and it was really warm. I asked my sister if the refridgerator was working. She was laughing at me and said my ( Read more... )

I hate smoking when I'm high, It never works out for me well. I light it and then I spend so much time talking and being high that my smoke goes out and I keep trying to smoke it not realizing it's actually not lit. It makes me so mad haha.

Well i'm Rosie.. been smoking for 4+ years. and in those years ive been though a lot. lol ( Read more... )

this is a super idea. and Ive already got one. it still makes me laugh every now and again..

put on my pants one night to roll over to a friends house (to smoke more of course!) I reach in my back pocket and low and behold.. $10 SCORE ( Read more... )

"Woaw, we just pulled a bush-style pre-emptive strike on the munchies man"
-- My Friend F, after coming back from the corner store with 20 bucks worth of random stuff (pre-smoke)

Also, since my name's Dave, F actually has a "Dave's not here" ringtone for when I'm calling him on his phone. Ahh friends.