Real life stoner quotes.
"Woaw, we just pulled a bush-style pre-emptive strike on the munchies man"
-- My Friend F, after coming back from the corner store with 20 bucks worth of random stuff (pre-smoke)
Also, since my name's Dave, F actually has a "Dave's not here" ringtone for when I'm calling him on his phone. Ahh friends.
-- My Friend F, after coming back from the corner store with 20 bucks worth of random stuff (pre-smoke)
Also, since my name's Dave, F actually has a "Dave's not here" ringtone for when I'm calling him on his phone. Ahh friends.
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"Come here, let me see your eyes. ...Yeah, you're fucked up. Turn off that light before you damage your retinas."
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