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[Filtered to the Victoria II] See, Death, this is why you should have a skeletal horse...
There is something on the deck.
It looks like...horse manure.
Why is there horse shit on the deck?
And can one of the cabin boys get up here and clean it up, please.
Now. -
[Accidental voice - Public]
-OUT! [There are some violent noises in the background of the recording, since Vimes's natural reaction on being rudely awoken by naked intruders in his bedroom - well, any intruders, really - is to attempt to incapacitate them. Francis is just lucky there were no actual weapons in easy reach, so he just got punched.]
[Filtered to the Vicky]
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[Voice - Filtered to the Vicky]
[The sounds of running can be heard as well as Vimes' voice, which comes between pants - he's thoroughly out of breath from chasing mages around the ship]
I've got one of the bastards just about cornered in the corridor down to the han- [a loud crash] Shit! - hangar, that is - I don't think they can...oh, you bug-
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[Filtered to Francis and Yong Soo]
You two.
If I catch either of you harassing the passengers - or the crew - any more, there is going to be trouble. -
[Filtered to the Victoria II]
Well, if we have leave, I'm taking advantage of it.
I'm not going to be on the ship while we're in Bellcius, unless you need me. Try not to need me.
Especially on Amicus.
Oh, and anyone who lets any of those animals get into my room will regret it. The door is locked and staying that way. -
[Public]
Is there something about high office that melts people's brains? There has to be something to account for the dizzying heights of stupidity that authorities reach all the damn time, even the people who seemed to have half a brain before they became officials.
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[Filtered to Phoenix - Moderately Hackable]
Well, you seem to have done a good job of pissing off every man and his dog in Reial.
Please tell me you have some sort of plan for dealing with the fallout. I wouldn't want to think you're stupid as well as suicidal. -
[Private - Hackable]
'Cad'?
I hate that woman. -
[Filter to Sybil - Voice - Just begging you to hack it]
[ooc: because everyone has been demanding Where's My Cow since day one. Sybil has just sent Vimes a message telling him she can't get Young Sam to go to sleep anymore since Vimes left, and will he do the bedtime story over the journal so she can play it back plzthnx]
Oh, ye gods, if anyone hears this, I'm never going to live it down.
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[Filter to Victoria II]
I'm in Clairborne. I'll be waiting on the docks when you come in ( Read more... )