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Writer's Block: QotD: When the Boss is Away…
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Writer's Block: Tina Fey
I think Tina Fey should quit altogether. She is not funny! The fact that people watch 30 Rock or Baby Mama shows the contrary. Incase you haven't noticed, I can't stand Tina Fey.
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Writer's Block: The Internet
I can't watch regular porn anymore. I'm too jadeded. Now I must rely on "2 Girls, One Cup", "2 Grils, One Finger", or Grandmotherly Insest. I find my sex life craving double penetration with only one partner. And the DVDA.... woa boy!
I find myself getting warmed up over two gay guys shrimping eachother. Screw you, stupid Internet! My sex ( Read more... ) -
Who is with me on not voting this election?
There are those who would agree that this election is a prime example of South Park's Giant Duesche and Turd Sandwich. I honestly don't feel like choosing between a duesche and a turd. Seriously, what's the point? Both candidates have found some way of severly pissing me off. I'm tired of hearing "McCain will just be another George Bush" or " ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Fright Show
Kazam, Steel, Showgirls, Hellboy, and Battlefield Earth.
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Writer's Block: Personal Holidays
The Holiday Holiday. It is where we get together and celebrate that we have holidays. Nevermind the fact that in the history of man there have been atleast 365 amazing things that have happened. Maybe instead of celebrating stupid crap everyday, we should make our holidays more personal to us. They are more meaningful to us that way. Forget ( Read more... ) -
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Yes this is in regards to Metallica. No it's not about illegal downloading.
I bought their new album Death Magnetic. The songs on it themselves are great. I like this album as much as I like ...And Justice For All. But there is a point to where artists should not have full creative control on their music. The members of Metallica are great ( Read more... ) -
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I am in the mood to bitch about a few things ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Change of Law
The law of conservation of mass and energy. Not the wording of the law, but what it is speaking of. I could essentially become a sorceror.
Possibly the 3/5 comprimise. I would have changed it to .60 instead of 3/5.
Never abolishing the Articles of Confederation. More states' rights!
The 22nd amendment. Ike could have been in office for 12 more ( Read more... ) -
Writer's Block: Greenery
Driving my truck that gets 7 miles to the gallon as opposed to my old one which got 6 miles to the gallon. Paying my carbon points off to Al Gore so he can stop Manbearpig. Eating less carbs so I fart less. Putting stock in companies that produce high polluton so they can put more money towards Green Peace in an attempt to look better to the ( Read more... )