Writer's Block: Greenery

[sting58493]

Driving my truck that gets 7 miles to the gallon as opposed to my old one which got 6 miles to the gallon.  Paying my carbon points off to Al Gore so he can stop Manbearpig.  Eating less carbs so I fart less.  Putting stock in companies that produce high polluton so they can put more money towards Green Peace in an attempt to look better to the

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[sexyevil]

:P

[ixnayonthetimma]

el oh el zee.

I keep my section of the earth green by not having a section of the earth. I live on the second floor of an apartment building, so my section actually floats about 12 feet above the earth! No footprint, no carbon!