Writer's Block: The Internet
I can't watch regular porn anymore. I'm too jadeded. Now I must rely on "2 Girls, One Cup", "2 Grils, One Finger", or Grandmotherly Insest. I find my sex life craving double penetration with only one partner. And the DVDA.... woa boy!
I find myself getting warmed up over two gay guys shrimping eachother. Screw you, stupid Internet! My sex life is nothing but manually using my mouse and that thing I use on my computer to click stuff!
I find myself getting warmed up over two gay guys shrimping eachother. Screw you, stupid Internet! My sex life is nothing but manually using my mouse and that thing I use on my computer to click stuff!