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still_ineffable

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Jul 15, 2009 14:58

[A voice post following in the wake of this]

I, ah. Don't mean to bother anyone unduly, but there appears to be a body in the library? I'm not sure who it is. Does this happen often?

Oh. There's blood all over the Chemistry section. Doesn't anybody care about protecting fine literature? This is really quite unfortunate--

Er. Right. Priorities ( Read more... )

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He's gonna find out somehow...why not now? autistic_genius July 15 2009, 14:56:50 UTC

A body? What does it look like?

still_ineffable July 15 2009, 15:47:12 UTC

Erm. Average height, short mousy hair, black and white suit. He's not looking too jolly right now but he has one of those faces that seems carved by perpetual smugness.

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still_ineffable July 15 2009, 16:19:55 UTC

Is this...bad? Of course it's a dreadful state of affairs for anyone to be dead, but...?

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Integra has obviously not played Clue. cigarillosnguns July 15 2009, 17:16:27 UTC

What a curious place to find a body. Terrible about the chemistry books...

In the library with the...over-the-counter painkiller? still_ineffable July 15 2009, 17:41:32 UTC

Well, I took the liberty of re-ordering things, although apparently I shouldn't have done. Honestly, you try to help...

Followed by bloody foaming at the mouth? cigarillosnguns July 15 2009, 17:45:41 UTC

Mm, one must never tamper with a crime scene; however, I don't expect that an angel would need to know that.

Also it's CLUEDO, Integra phails at being British still_ineffable July 15 2009, 17:58:29 UTC

I'm afraid not, although I've read the odd police procedural here and there and I suppose I should have guessed, at least...still. No real harm done, I don't think.

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LIBBY IS PLAYING DUMB thatlibbychick July 15 2009, 17:53:19 UTC

hyposprayed July 15 2009, 22:26:40 UTC

Fantastic, a few days in and already there are bodies about.

still_ineffable July 15 2009, 22:29:21 UTC

It's not what you'd call encouraging, is it? Still, a thing must be tarnished before it can be made to shine, and so forth. I don't think we've met, Mr...?

hyposprayed July 15 2009, 22:35:10 UTC

Not if it's kept from tarnishing in the first place.

Doctor Leonard McCoy, you came here recently too right?

still_ineffable July 15 2009, 22:38:35 UTC

That's correct, Dr. McCoy. Aziraphale, former Principality - it's a pleasure.

And as it stands, I think the inmates here are here because they are beyond...preventive measures, save those who are doing well in their rehabilitation. I've been led to believe that this Master chap isn't doing terribly well to that end.

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fuckwisconsin July 16 2009, 00:12:36 UTC

I'll be right there.

still_ineffable July 16 2009, 00:15:20 UTC

Thank you.