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stickinmypants

Video • Calling All Non-Humans

Apr 18, 2011 22:25

Oi.

[That means you. Yes YOU.

[All you non-human people of Somarium. Gokudera wants YOU.

[Don't be a pervert, you bastard. We're talking research here, serious research. Follow along]

How many of you people aren't human?

[Filter: TENTH]

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[so video it hurts] carnivalcat April 19 2011, 02:30:22 UTC

Well now that is just downright offensive. What about you, buddy? Are you a human? Maybe I should make an inquiry calling out aaaalllll the humans! How'd that make you feel? Like you're strange?

-- that said, if I find any non-humans, I'll be sure to let 'em know you're on the lookout.

[OUCH MY EYES] stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:34:23 UTC

[ATTACK OF THE PASTEL ALIEN. WHAT?]

Tch.

[After staring at this guy and scowling for a few seconds, Gokudera needs a brief pause to find words again.

[...The fuck?]

What the hell are you supposed to be?

[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED] carnivalcat April 19 2011, 02:43:43 UTC

Whatever I want as long as it follows the rules~

That's how the gig works.

stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:48:40 UTC

...what? [The hell?]

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Video ischarming April 19 2011, 02:31:00 UTC

And you're asking...why?

Video stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:36:57 UTC

Tch.

Because I want an answer? [Duh. Idiot]

Video ischarming April 19 2011, 02:38:27 UTC

What is supposed to be non-human then?

[Questioning his identity? Maybe a little.]

Video stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:40:42 UTC

Anyone who isn't human. [Deadpans. Only with a scowl]

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Video handfulmagica April 19 2011, 02:31:31 UTC

Why do you wanna know?

Video stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:35:27 UTC

None of your business.

[...]

Unless you're not human?

Video handfulmagica April 19 2011, 02:45:10 UTC

And we have a winner! [So much sarcasm.] But seriously, I'm not going to elaborate until you tell me why you need to know this.

Video stickinmypants April 19 2011, 03:09:30 UTC

Because I want to know; that's why I asked.

Obviously.

Is that so hard to understand? Psh.

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thefowlprodigy April 19 2011, 02:31:50 UTC

And what would your definition of "human" be exactly? I am sure some worlds have varying definitions of that one word.

stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:38:32 UTC

[Damn. Gokudera hadn't thought of that. But if you're going to be a long-winded smart-ass about it...]

What world are you from?

[He brought it up. Is this another alien? Peering closer]

thefowlprodigy April 19 2011, 02:41:25 UTC

Earth. However, not everyone is from Earth but they are not necessarily alien because of that. According to my understanding, humans have populated a number of worlds in a number of universes.

stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:59:52 UTC

So you're human.

[Bored now]

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[ video ] stoicsoldier April 19 2011, 02:38:43 UTC

Why do you want to know?

[ video ] stickinmypants April 19 2011, 02:42:17 UTC

[Oh, he caught a suspicious one.

[Points for potential non-human right here]

What's it to you?

[ video ] stoicsoldier April 19 2011, 02:44:54 UTC

[might be obvious if the screen was angled a certain way-that he particularly cares.]

It just seems like an odd question to ask just for random conversation.

[ video ] stickinmypants April 19 2011, 03:01:05 UTC

Tch.

I wouldn't waste my time asking stupid questions over the network. That's annoying.

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