Video • Calling All Non-Humans

[stickinmypants]

Oi.

[That means you. Yes YOU.

[All you non-human people of Somarium. Gokudera wants YOU.

[Don't be a pervert, you bastard. We're talking research here, serious research. Follow along]

How many of you people aren't human?

[Filter: TENTH]

Tenth! You might not believe me, but I just met an alien troll from another planet!

Don't worry, Tenth -- he curses a

Comments

[so video it hurts]

[carnivalcat]

Well now that is just downright offensive. What about you, buddy? Are you a human? Maybe I should make an inquiry calling out aaaalllll the humans! How'd that make you feel? Like you're strange?

-- that said, if I find any non-humans, I'll be sure to let 'em know you're on the lookout.

[OUCH MY EYES]

[stickinmypants]

[ATTACK OF THE PASTEL ALIEN. WHAT?]

Tch.

[After staring at this guy and scowling for a few seconds, Gokudera needs a brief pause to find words again.

[...The fuck?]

What the hell are you supposed to be?

[MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]

[carnivalcat]

Whatever I want as long as it follows the rules~

That's how the gig works.

[stickinmypants]

...what? [The hell?]

[carnivalcat]

Ahhh, I found a slow one.

[stickinmypants]

Are you making fun of me, asshole?

Tch.

Try looking in the mirror.

[carnivalcat]

Believe it or not, you're much easier to mock.

By a long shot.

[stickinmypants]

How do you figure?

[carnivalcat]

Don't you enjoy a good laugh at a fool's expense?

[stickinmypants]

Idiots annoy me. So, no.

[carnivalcat]

You don't have a sense of humor, pal!

[stickinmypants]

Are you trying to be funny? Or piss me off?

[carnivalcat]

I'm just out to amuse myself. How you react doesn't really matter to me.

[stickinmypants]

Good for you.

[Indignant sniff]

You're a nuisance.

[carnivalcat]

I'm also one of a kind~

[stickinmypants]

Che.

[No arguments there]