You've reached Gokudera.

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This better be important.

[Click]

[The following message is brought to you by a snarling, but very serious Gokudera Hayato]

First off, I didn't ask for this shit.

Secondly, I don't want anything to do with another perverted old quack. [Translation: doctor] Like hell I'm giving a gift to one.

And I don't fucking listen to pack animals! Since when do they even know how to type?

Hah! ( Read more... )

[There's a growl before this anonymous prank love letter is shoved in the face of the Dreamberry screen, for everyone to read]

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I've noticed you around a lot... I know you don't notice me, but...

I wanted to confess my feelings to you!

Too bad I'm too much of a coward to do it in ( Read more... )

It's f-fucking cold. [NO, HE DID NOT JUST STUTTER. Obviously that was due to shitty Dreamberry reception. OK, or maybe the fact that Gokudera is freezing, even with two cigarettes between his fingers and all the covers around his shoulders and a majority of his face, minus to part where the smoke is being released]

I hate this place and its stupid ( Read more... )

[Gokudera is awake.

[Creepy noises woke him up, then shadows moving across the window, so now you have the pleasure of being woken up by a very edgy Gokudera, whose voice sounds about as paranoid as it is gravelly - which is to say a lot]

Shit.

There's an U.F.C. outside. I don't know what the hell it is, but it can fly -- and I swear it has red eyes.

I ( Read more... )

***BOOM!***

[That's the sound of bombs going off by the lake. Doesn't matter that it's pouring rain and storming out. The Tenth is gone and Gokudera is going through all the stages of grief. This would be anger ( Read more... )

Tenth...

[Gokudera breaks off with a cough. For once, it has nothing to do with smoking]

I'm sorry, Tenth, but I won't be able to walk you to school today. [Swallows, looking SO ASHAMED for this. But Gokudera isn't stupid. He knows fevers point to contagion and there's no way he's going to get the Tenth sick! As soon as he's better, he'll be stalking ( Read more... )

[When the Dreamberry clicks on, it's to the sound of cursing]

...the fuck?

[The bedclothes are being ripped back as Gokudera clambers out of bed. He rushes across the room, throws open the door to the bathroom, and switches on the light. Off the screen, there's some shuffling as his shirt is removed, then a relieved bark of laughter, which continues ( Read more... )

Oi.

I figure school's going to start up soon. I'm not saying I care, but I want to know when. And I better be in the same class as the Tenth.

Filtered to Yamamoto combiplay :
You better make time for your studies. It's embarrassing to be associated with a flunky, even in a dream world.

Filtered to Tsuna ( Read more... )

[You can't see that Gokudera is on his second pack of cigarettes for the day or that his room is a mess or that there are sticks of dynamite everywhere - almost lit, and tossed aside.

[You can't see the face of despair and utter failure that he's making at the opposite wall beneath the bowed head of hair, but as the Dreamberry clicks on, it still ( Read more... )