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[razor_smiles]

[there's a new voice over the intercom tonight, not counting the other strange and various happenings. he sounds pouty and unamused -- but then again, who wouldn't in this situation?]

You peasants had better hope that this is some elaborate joke, lest you wish for metal embedded in your faces. The prince is so bored in this tiny, disgusting room. I

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[stedelweiss_npc]

[There's a heavy thud and someone tries not to sob.] Shutupandrun!

[razor_smiles]

[there's a shifting noise of clothes from him standing and then skeptically:]

Where? To the other side of this cell?

[looking to the door now. maybe it can be opened? he wouldn't be told to go anywhere if it can't.]

[stedelweissmods]

[No answer, but there's a banging noise farther down the hall.]

[posterboywraith]

I had a friend with metal embedded in his face. Not the most fun, I'll admit - whole life-saving prosthetic surgery thing - but as far as threats go it's not exactly the most creative, is it? You should have included an ewok in it.

[razor_smiles]

... I don't know what an ewok is. It's a funny word though.

[a small laugh, the sound mostly hissing through his teeth.]

What if the prince cuts open your stomach and strings your guts around this tiny room as decoration? I could paint a picture with your blood on the wall too. Use your skin as a rug and hang your eyes from the ceiling. It would be fun, if not tedious.

[posterboywraith]

Oh, trust me, there is no limit to their comedic value.

[It's just shocking how well he's taking the crazy in stride.]

See? Now you're getting it! Much better. Although I would prefer to have say in what picture gets painted with my blood. I've always had a soft spot for classic landscapes.

[razor_smiles]

Landscapes are boring. I was thinking of something more grand, like the Mona Lisa or perhaps the Last Supper.

Ooh, by the way, are you my captor? I would love to get home. Boss will be displeased with me if I'm gone too long. He'll probably throw me out a window or slam my head against a wall if I'm not back soon.

[forever_jack]

[Oh god, not another kid who thinks he's royalty. Jack's getting just a little tired of that type. When he speaks, it's dry and rather weary.]

You know, I'm starting to wonder if I'm the only one here who doesn't have pretensions to some throne or another.

[razor_smiles]

[Bel sounds terribly amused.]

Oh? I don't know any other royalty than myself. It seems I'll have to make their acquaintance, how fun. What's your name, pauper?

[forever_jack]

[A low chuckle] Oh, just because I’m not royal doesn’t mean I’m poor.

And how about you give me your name first, hmm? Just because I’m getting a little bit sick of being ordered about by kids with no manners.

[razor_smiles]

Hm, I can't imagine that you would have a lot of money.

[he scoffs, not enjoying being talked down to. clearly, Jack is the one lackig manners right now.]

Belphegor. Is this how you usually treat princes?