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[razor_smiles]

[there's a new voice over the intercom tonight, not counting the other strange and various happenings. he sounds pouty and unamused -- but then again, who wouldn't in this situation?]

You peasants had better hope that this is some elaborate joke, lest you wish for metal embedded in your faces. The prince is so bored in this tiny, disgusting room. I

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[posterboywraith]

I had a friend with metal embedded in his face. Not the most fun, I'll admit - whole life-saving prosthetic surgery thing - but as far as threats go it's not exactly the most creative, is it? You should have included an ewok in it.

[razor_smiles]

... I don't know what an ewok is. It's a funny word though.

[a small laugh, the sound mostly hissing through his teeth.]

What if the prince cuts open your stomach and strings your guts around this tiny room as decoration? I could paint a picture with your blood on the wall too. Use your skin as a rug and hang your eyes from the ceiling. It would be fun, if not tedious.

[posterboywraith]

Oh, trust me, there is no limit to their comedic value.

[It's just shocking how well he's taking the crazy in stride.]

See? Now you're getting it! Much better. Although I would prefer to have say in what picture gets painted with my blood. I've always had a soft spot for classic landscapes.

[razor_smiles]

Landscapes are boring. I was thinking of something more grand, like the Mona Lisa or perhaps the Last Supper.

Ooh, by the way, are you my captor? I would love to get home. Boss will be displeased with me if I'm gone too long. He'll probably throw me out a window or slam my head against a wall if I'm not back soon.

[posterboywraith]

Never heard of them. But who wouldn't want to capture a portrait of my stunning face? We can go with that.

Nope, sorry, just another 'patient'. I'm surprised they haven't snarkily chimed in yet to tell you you're crazy. Must be a busy night. I'm Face.

[razor_smiles]

Ciao, Face. My name is Belphegor.

[curiously:]

What do you mean by 'patients' and who are 'they'? I am no one's patient.

[posterboywraith]

Oh, if the folks in charge are to be believed we're all crazy and they've stuck us in an insane asylum to help cure us. And it just happens to be evil. Of course, I was getting along just fine being insane on my own thank you very much.

[razor_smiles]

[there's a bit of silence for a moment, before Bel breaks out into giggles. that's the silliest thing he's ever heard.]

Oh, that's so funny! You are a very amusing peasant - I'll have to try to remember you once I've slaughtered you for telling such a cute little lie. There's nothing that needs to be cured about me. I'm a prince. I'm perfect.

Is there a way to get out of this little cell? I'm so bored in here and it's dark and cold. Not suitable for royalty at all.

[posterboywraith]

Aside from the constant death threats I think I like you. You're taking this all very well.

Might I suggest the doorknob?

[razor_smiles]

I have a tendency of carrying out those threats when I'm not locked in a small room.

... Is it unlocked? It was locked earlier.

[he turns to the door, taking a few steps towards it. maybe this is just some extremely stupid dream that he'll wake up from later. regardless, he goes to open it -- and it does indeed open. holy shit.]

It was locked earlier.

[posterboywraith]

Yes, but I'm charming and lovable so I'll be fine.

They open them at nights. It makes no sense to me either, before you ask, which might actually be the point when you think about it.

[razor_smiles]

Unlocking the doors at night seems to defeat the purpose of an asylum. But stranger things have happened, I suppose.

[peeking down the halls. they seem desolate.]

Such a cheery environment... Do you have a specific location?

[posterboywraith]

My thoughts exactly, oddly enough.

What, you mean me specifically as a person, or what planet we're on?

[razor_smiles]

I assume that you're somewhere here, where ever that is. Riiiight?

[posterboywraith]

Yes but I've only know you for five minutes and you've already threatened me violently multiple times. Somehow revealing my top secret location does not seem to be in my best interest.

[razor_smiles]

But I get so bored when I'm alone.

[whining, lol. he's so classy.]