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[there's a new voice over the intercom tonight, not counting the other strange and various happenings. he sounds pouty and unamused -- but then again, who wouldn't in this situation?]
You peasants had better hope that this is some elaborate joke, lest you wish for metal embedded in your faces. The prince is so bored in this tiny, disgusting room. I deserve better than this. Because I'm a prince.
[a pause.]
Is the static necessary as well? I can't even take a nap like this. Such terrible people you are; I'll be happy to cut off your hands for this imprisonment.
It's cold in here too.
[guess who likes to talk just to hear his voooiiiiice? guess who also doesn't know that he doors unlock at niiiiggghhht? ]
You peasants had better hope that this is some elaborate joke, lest you wish for metal embedded in your faces. The prince is so bored in this tiny, disgusting room. I deserve better than this. Because I'm a prince.
[a pause.]
Is the static necessary as well? I can't even take a nap like this. Such terrible people you are; I'll be happy to cut off your hands for this imprisonment.
It's cold in here too.
[guess who likes to talk just to hear his voooiiiiice? guess who also doesn't know that he doors unlock at niiiiggghhht? ]