In Soviet Russia, Mothership posts you.

SOME MEN LIKE CHEESE, HOT TEMP'RATE CHEESE.

Underneath Yahoo News's headline "Obama: First Gay President" is a headline for a different story saying "Obama's break from Bush," and that double entendre is so hilarious that I really have to believe it's intentional.

The spoof anthem, from the movie featuring British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan", praises Kazakhstan for its superior potassium exports and for having the cleanest prostitutes in the region.

The thirty-eighth rule of Fight Club is "If you make a mess in the break room, you have to clean it up."

My crazy fundie uncle just found me on facebook, and not only do I really not care to read about how much he loves his crazy fundie wife and their 20 fundie kids or how much he "likes" the new Christian art website he found, I don't think he would find the portrait of Rick Santorum comprised entirely of gay porn photos I just posted to my wall very

I saw a picture last night that said "Taters gotta tate."

"The Egg lay oblivious to the angst it had caused on its pillow, content."

"This is really one of the last films he made where he could be plausibly human."

"It's The Deer Hunter all over again: a long wedding followed by nightmarish violence."