Foxy just announced a fall tour, but the closest they're coming to me is NYC and I don't particularly want to do that.

My roommate apparently thinks that I am coming to his Eurovision party, which is a thing of which I have not the least intention of doing.

I was just gripped with a disquieting desire to listen to this song.

It seems that I have found myself the cruise director of some sort of ONTD-related NYC Avengers meetup/screening.

Oh my god, I legit cannot keep up with all these pop-culture references.

My cousin's fiancé just wished my other cousin's girlfriend a happy birthday on Facebook and for some reason this strikes me as adorable.

"Artie rolls up beside her...because they are now best friends, since that's the way things work on this evil fucking show."

I would like to know what the hell happened to LJ-cuts in the last few hours.

IT'S BEN AND JERRY'S FREE CONE DAY.

My roommate's been marathoning season one of "Game of Thrones" and his reactions have been very entertaining thus far--his response when Drogo melted down the gold to 'crown' Viserys was "what a waste of soup."