S.G.C. GATEROOM. Walter and Siler are standing facing the foot of the ramp. Walter looks at his watch nervously. He glances at Siler, then turns to face the ramp again.

HARRIMAN: I'm sure he'll be here any second now.

(On the ramp, Baal's hologram is standing impatiently. He has obviously been kept waiting there for some time. At ( Read more... )

DANIEL: Thank you! Jack?!
O’NEILL: He’s a barber.
DANIEL: Broke into your house?
O’NEILL: Yeah.
DANIEL: Second week in a row.
O’NEILL: Mm-hmm.
DANIEL: (pointedly): Alarm.
O’NEILL: I’m thinkin’ dog.
JOE: You could try locking your front door

- CITIZEN JOE -- season 8 - Stargate SG1

SHEPPARD (to Ladon): What - no ZeePM?
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Quotes from Stargate SG1 - 'Ascension,' 'Threshold', 'Insiders', and 'The Pegasus Project' and Stargate Atlantis - 'Instinct' and 'Rising Part 1'

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Colonel Simmons: Need I remind you, Doctor Jackson, the dangers that we're trying to defend Earth against?

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Quotes from seaseon 10's Morpheus so *spoilers* for that and one quote from Lockdown (season 8)

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JACKSON: I got it! *rushes round the corner as all the others turn back to see what he wants* Got it! *slows* I made the connection. Circle wain de gowcamay doluca and allowyn, Vagonbray…

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One SG1 quote and two from SGA; both of Rodney becuase he's just so funny:D Includes his message to earth from season 1 - Letters from Pegasus

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STEVEN (to Daniel): Well, maybe the world wasn't ready to hear that the pyramids were built by Aliens --- or was it men from Atlantis?

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One of my faves (Season 6, SG1) is:

Her'ak: No matter what you have endured, you have never experienced the likes of what Anubis is capable of.
O'Neill: You ended that sentence with a preposition. Bastard.

McKAY: If you’re referring to the ship you just shot down, the one that doesn’t stand a hope in hell of ever flying again ...

TORRELL: The ship that you’re gonna fix, yes.

McKAY: What am I, MacGyver? Fix it with what?

-- CONDEMNED - season 2 --- Stargate Atlantis

^ I love the MacGyver quotes

Some quotes that make me laugh, and two that make me warm inside with all the love and one from season 10. So *spoilers* if you haven't seen season 1, 2, 4, 6, and 10.

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JACK: I got some people on it. Where's Marty?

TEAL'C: He became insistant in his demands for medication.

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Some quotes for '200' and 'Sci Fi Inside: Stargate SG-1’s 200th Episode', so spoiler warning for anyone who hasn't seen those two. And one from 'Camelot' (season 9). It's just stuff I find funny.

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Sam: What, you spent seven years on MacGuyver and you can’t figure this one out? We ... we got ( Read more... )