We grew apart, lj.  It's okay, I'm back now.  Sorry for being so distant.

I haven't posted in a while because life got crazy busy!  Let's start over, okay?  From right now, my life is great.  Okay, I'll post from now on if exciting things happen. 

 ...but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.

"The notion that there is the perfect person out there for you is silly.  However, the idea that there is someone out there who is completely defeated and would lower their standards enough to put up with you seems plausible." 

 This makes me laugh and feel creeped out at the same time:


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Finals, you suck.

I checked out this "Learn Greek!" playaway from the library...it is so hard to understand anything that the Greek speakers are saying.  Rule #1 when making a recording of your language intended to teach non-speakers: don't pick the first schmuck who auditions.  It sounds like he's gargling marbles ( Read more... )

Oh, I hate to be on of those people...but you should try Space Bags.  I was stressed about the lack of space in my room, and caved in and bought some.  I was a little skeptical, but they are amazing.  I packed half of my closet (winter clothes) and now I have closet space again.

Thanks, Space Bags!

(Mild gag, but srsly, though.  Get some).

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"It is...astonishing that...marriage is still legally allowed. If nearly half of anything ended so disastrously, the government would surely ban it immediately. If half the tacos served in restaurants caused dysentery, if half the people learning karate broke their palms, if only 6% of people who went on roller coasters damaged their middle ears ( Read more... )