It's all Greek to moi...

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I checked out this "Learn Greek!" playaway from the library...it is so hard to understand anything that the Greek speakers are saying.  Rule #1 when making a recording of your language intended to teach non-speakers: don't pick the first schmuck who auditions.  It sounds like he's gargling marbles.

I have learned a little, though - I can say:

I understand
You understand
I don't understand
You don't understand
I understand?
You understand?
Greek
English
Miss
Sir
Excuse me
No
Yes
A little
Are you American?

So...I can say "Yes, miss.  I understand a little Greek! Do you understand English?"

I just need "bathroom," "please" and "olives," and I'll be set.