Leonard McCoy knows he's naked. The prickly heat of what surely must be sunburn on his ass is only one of many indications. The wet feel of the grass and pile of torn clothes laying next to his aching head are signs two and three.
He wishes he could blame James T. Kirk. Usually when he wakes up naked in a public place it's the kid's fault but even through the alcohol haze is burning away in his brain, McCoy knows Jim wasn't involved. But Spock was.
Raising his head, Leonard catches sight of blindingly pale skin and dark hair. At least he's not the only one stretched out naked. . .raising his head McCoy identifies the patch of grass as the lawn in front of the library at Starfleet Academy.
Clearing his throat and sounding a bit like an old rusty boat motor, McCoy tries to speak and give the Hobgoblin some kind of warning about being discovered by authority figures.
Re: Team Sponesvail_kagamiJanuary 28 2010, 03:50:56 UTC
Since TOS is the default fetting in my brain, even though I knew it was AOS, my brain provided my with pictures of Kelley!Bones, and my first thought was "He doesn't have enough ass to get sunburned!"
My second thought was: "Ouch. That's gonna hurt when he sits on it." Though given their situation upon waking, perhaps he's not going to hurt just because of the sunburn... :P
TEAM PIKEONE REPRESENT.boosetteJanuary 28 2010, 03:25:57 UTC
Pike meets Anshar on a Friday afternoon, all lovely holographic lines, the shape of delineations where alloy and polymer will someday reside. The fleet's second Enterprise class ship, and his, if he'll accept the post. Just before 2400, he sends a datapacket with the unclassified portions of the ship's schematics and a single line of text, they've turned the hourglass overPike is reduced to the rank of Captain on a Saturday night
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Number One opened her eyes and the immediately shut them again, whimpering.
Pike stroked her back, fingers lingering on the top of her spine. "I thought your advanced metabolism meant you didn't get hangovers?"
"There is only so much one can do to the human genome. I think I'm going to be sick."
"I told you not to drink anything blue."
She opened her eyes again just so she could glare at him.
"I drank water. Most of the effects of what is commonly referred to as a hangover are in fact related to dehydration. For every measure of alcohol, I drank a glass of water. I don't get hangovers. I should not be hungover."
"I'm sure that works normally. But somebody should have warned you about Romulan ale."
"Why didn't you warn me?"
"I did, but you were a little preoccupied."
"With what"Let's just say--you had your hands full. And at one point, your mouth full. However, you passed out before any real damage was done
( ... )
Re: Team PikeOnetaraljcJanuary 28 2010, 03:42:18 UTC
I had about 2 seconds of "which one of them should be hungover?" inside my head before I decided it had to be her, and Pike had to be seriously, seriously AMUSED.
Title: Five Thing Bones Don't Know About Spock Pairing: McCoy/Spock Rated: T Genre: Humor
There were a few truths that Spock hid from McCoy.
1. Spock had been a virgin, before letting his beloved Leonard seduce him.
2. Sixteen bars of chocolate didn’t make a drunken Vulcan.
3. Spock enjoyed the scent of cherry lubricant.
4. Vulcans found hangovers most illogical because it caused their lovers to sleep, instead of make love to them all day long.
5. Spock had been in love with Leonard since the doctor had first called him a green blooded hobgoblin.
However, he was logical enough to save his declarations of love until his lover was done worshiping, as Leonard called it, “the porcelain god.” As soon as the doctor was sober, Spock would let him know just how much he had compromised him emotionally.
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He wishes he could blame James T. Kirk. Usually when he wakes up naked in a public place it's the kid's fault but even through the alcohol haze is burning away in his brain, McCoy knows Jim wasn't involved. But Spock was.
Raising his head, Leonard catches sight of blindingly pale skin and dark hair. At least he's not the only one stretched out naked. . .raising his head McCoy identifies the patch of grass as the lawn in front of the library at Starfleet Academy.
Clearing his throat and sounding a bit like an old rusty boat motor, McCoy tries to speak and give the Hobgoblin some kind of warning about being discovered by authority figures.
"Doctor McCoy."
Too late.
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Loved it!!
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My second thought was: "Ouch. That's gonna hurt when he sits on it." Though given their situation upon waking, perhaps he's not going to hurt just because of the sunburn... :P
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*makes incoherent MEEPing sound*
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\\o /o/ \o/ \o\ o//
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Pike stroked her back, fingers lingering on the top of her spine. "I thought your advanced metabolism meant you didn't get hangovers?"
"There is only so much one can do to the human genome. I think I'm going to be sick."
"I told you not to drink anything blue."
She opened her eyes again just so she could glare at him.
"I drank water. Most of the effects of what is commonly referred to as a hangover are in fact related to dehydration. For every measure of alcohol, I drank a glass of water. I don't get hangovers. I should not be hungover."
"I'm sure that works normally. But somebody should have warned you about Romulan ale."
"Why didn't you warn me?"
"I did, but you were a little preoccupied."
"With what"Let's just say--you had your hands full. And at one point, your mouth full. However, you passed out before any real damage was done ( ... )
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Pairing: McCoy/Spock
Rated: T
Genre: Humor
There were a few truths that Spock hid from McCoy.
1. Spock had been a virgin, before letting his beloved Leonard seduce him.
2. Sixteen bars of chocolate didn’t make a drunken Vulcan.
3. Spock enjoyed the scent of cherry lubricant.
4. Vulcans found hangovers most illogical because it caused their lovers to sleep, instead of make love to them all day long.
5. Spock had been in love with Leonard since the doctor had first called him a green blooded hobgoblin.
However, he was logical enough to save his declarations of love until his lover was done worshiping, as Leonard called it, “the porcelain god.” As soon as the doctor was sober, Spock would let him know just how much he had compromised him emotionally.
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Lovely, I can just see Spock making this list in his head, and a bunch of other lists as well!
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