Leonard McCoy knows he's naked. The prickly heat of what surely must be sunburn on his ass is only one of many indications. The wet feel of the grass and pile of torn clothes laying next to his aching head are signs two and three.
He wishes he could blame James T. Kirk. Usually when he wakes up naked in a public place it's the kid's fault but even through the alcohol haze is burning away in his brain, McCoy knows Jim wasn't involved. But Spock was.
Raising his head, Leonard catches sight of blindingly pale skin and dark hair. At least he's not the only one stretched out naked. . .raising his head McCoy identifies the patch of grass as the lawn in front of the library at Starfleet Academy.
Clearing his throat and sounding a bit like an old rusty boat motor, McCoy tries to speak and give the Hobgoblin some kind of warning about being discovered by authority figures.
Re: Team Sponesvail_kagamiJanuary 28 2010, 03:50:56 UTC
Since TOS is the default fetting in my brain, even though I knew it was AOS, my brain provided my with pictures of Kelley!Bones, and my first thought was "He doesn't have enough ass to get sunburned!"
My second thought was: "Ouch. That's gonna hurt when he sits on it." Though given their situation upon waking, perhaps he's not going to hurt just because of the sunburn... :P
Re: Team Sponesyami_no_kaibaJanuary 28 2010, 08:07:03 UTC
Oh, poor Spock and Bones! They're gonna be in such trouble, and sunburnt to boot! (though maybe not Spock, being half-Vulcan and thus genetically not as susceptable to UV radiation?)
The fact that this is actually old hat for Bones though makes me giggle incessantly. Jim, you're such a bad influence!
He wishes he could blame James T. Kirk. Usually when he wakes up naked in a public place it's the kid's fault but even through the alcohol haze is burning away in his brain, McCoy knows Jim wasn't involved. But Spock was.
Raising his head, Leonard catches sight of blindingly pale skin and dark hair. At least he's not the only one stretched out naked. . .raising his head McCoy identifies the patch of grass as the lawn in front of the library at Starfleet Academy.
Clearing his throat and sounding a bit like an old rusty boat motor, McCoy tries to speak and give the Hobgoblin some kind of warning about being discovered by authority figures.
"Doctor McCoy."
Too late.
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Loved it!!
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My second thought was: "Ouch. That's gonna hurt when he sits on it." Though given their situation upon waking, perhaps he's not going to hurt just because of the sunburn... :P
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The fact that this is actually old hat for Bones though makes me giggle incessantly. Jim, you're such a bad influence!
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