Team Crackship Ficlets! imasupermuteantJanuary 28 2010, 03:39:42 UTC
I figured it would be ok to post two since my team will most definitely *not* be submitting more than five responses. The second fic is dedicated to Team Jones.
Title: Late Night on the Narada Pairing: Spock/Ayel Rated: PG 13?
Spock had a headache. A massive, pounding, headache the likes of which no Vulcan had ever experienced before. He groaned, attempting to rise from the pile of blankets on which was most definitely not his bed
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TEAM CHULU!!!fairhearingJanuary 28 2010, 03:40:07 UTC
One Enterprise evening, H. Sulu Found his beer was considered a bust. "Is nothing but watered-down water!" His friend Pavel declared in disgust.
Pavel slid him a sloshing-full shot glass. “This is wodka. Tell me what you think." Hikaru thought it exceedingly vile But matched him gross drink for gross drink.
We skip now to the next morning When our boys both awoke in one bed. Pavel found this enormously pleasing. “We should now make the kisses!” he said.
Hikaru, by now slightly nauseous Tried to answer his friend with a nod But stumbled instead to the bathroom And ended up blowing his wod.
TEAM JONES: Number Two-Hundred and Forty FivezephtasticJanuary 28 2010, 03:52:51 UTC
Jim grunts and flails an arm about in an attempt to get a bearing on his situation. His arm comes into contact with a myriad of things that his half-asleep, hung-over mind can barely register. One feels vaguely like the shade of a lamp but could also be somebody’s sombrero, another is the sleek wood of his headboard or possibly Bones’ headboard or possibly the doors of Archer Hall, and the last is skin that’s warm and smooth. His hand lingers there, splaying his fingers against a familiar expanse of back and searches until he finds it, the all too familiar mole that sits on Bones’ right shoulder blade
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" How bad was last night?" Chris asked Phil while leaning(not hanging, just leaning) on the doorframe to his office. Last night had been the first night of leave and he seemed to remember nothing past 2200. Never a good sign
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Title: Late Night on the Narada
Pairing: Spock/Ayel
Rated: PG 13?
Spock had a headache. A massive, pounding, headache the likes of which no Vulcan had ever experienced before. He groaned, attempting to rise from the pile of blankets on which was most definitely not his bed ( ... )
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“You were allergic to the sex pollen!” Bones snapped, “I spent the night fighting off anaphylaxis while you tried to rub off on my desk.”
HEY THERE I CANNOT BREATHE THAT IS HOW HARD I AM LAUGHING OMG.
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Found his beer was considered a bust.
"Is nothing but watered-down water!"
His friend Pavel declared in disgust.
Pavel slid him a sloshing-full shot glass.
“This is wodka. Tell me what you think."
Hikaru thought it exceedingly vile
But matched him gross drink for gross drink.
We skip now to the next morning
When our boys both awoke in one bed.
Pavel found this enormously pleasing.
“We should now make the kisses!” he said.
Hikaru, by now slightly nauseous
Tried to answer his friend with a nod
But stumbled instead to the bathroom
And ended up blowing his wod.
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"Start grovelling"
... OH, BOYS. (*GLEEEES*)
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LOL
YES
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That's a way to do it!
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