How to make a st00pid_h3ro_
Ingredients:

1 part competetiveness

3 parts silliness

1 part ego
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.comWhat BULLSHIT! I won't have a dash of fitness at all ( Read more... )

FUCK.TODAY ( Read more... )

Why do I like this girl? Why do I like someone who has a boyfriend, and someone who has hit (indirectly) on my cousin, who'm my cousin asked about twice tonight? By the way, said cousin is married with a daughter. I can't fucking deal with this. She'll be home in a week, and I'm going to literally lock myself in my room. I'm not going out ( Read more... )

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Your Hidden Talent
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Well, I don't know if I mentioned the girl situation, but I like someone who's taken, friend of a friend, yadda yadda yadda ... can't happen. She doesn't even know I like her, and that's about the way it has to stay. Yes, my life is a bad episode of Dawson's Creek ( Read more... )

I'm fucking drunk. You alllllllllllllll have to comment on this entry, or I'll delete you. This goes especially for Tox, Kat and Gamer. You fuckers are all here from Senton, and you're supposed to have my back ... *grins ( Read more... )

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So, last night/yesterday, I got to spend 7 hours in the emergency room with my father. He was completely incoherent, didn't really know where he was or why, and kept having spells of just being completely witless. Let me lay out the situation, my father ... HATES doctors and hospitals. He doesn't go to them, even when he's near death. And he ( Read more... )

I wouldn't censor that, but I don't know what the policy is on this website ... and I'm way too fucking lazy to look it up. I'm really drunk right now, and I just got off the phone with Tox ... for 40 minutes. Funny motherfucker ( Read more... )