If you get hard while you sh*t, you're gay...
I wouldn't censor that, but I don't know what the policy is on this website ... and I'm way too fucking lazy to look it up. I'm really drunk right now, and I just got off the phone with Tox ... for 40 minutes. Funny motherfucker.
So what's new? Nothing. I went to the bar tonight, and holy shit there was alot of trim out. A nice, fair-weathered Saturday to catch herpes. Though I didn't, sadly I went home without ass. (well I had my own .. whatever) ..
It's like ... the morning of Father's Day right now, so if you have any bastard kids running around on the face of this wretched piece, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! May you all get brand new trailors!
I'm almost bored, but I'm tired too. That sucks ass. There's literally nothing worth chit-chatting about right now, and I feel like I'm kinda' rambling. Thank God for alcohol or I wouldn't be here in the first place. I'm gonna' end this now because the need to masterbate has exceeded the need to share my life with you, though, that was a fair amount of sharing right there.
To all of you, and to Chris, my Constant Source of Inspiration.
What's your favorite STD and why?
-Sh-
So what's new? Nothing. I went to the bar tonight, and holy shit there was alot of trim out. A nice, fair-weathered Saturday to catch herpes. Though I didn't, sadly I went home without ass. (well I had my own .. whatever) ..
It's like ... the morning of Father's Day right now, so if you have any bastard kids running around on the face of this wretched piece, HAPPY FATHER'S DAY! May you all get brand new trailors!
I'm almost bored, but I'm tired too. That sucks ass. There's literally nothing worth chit-chatting about right now, and I feel like I'm kinda' rambling. Thank God for alcohol or I wouldn't be here in the first place. I'm gonna' end this now because the need to masterbate has exceeded the need to share my life with you, though, that was a fair amount of sharing right there.
To all of you, and to Chris, my Constant Source of Inspiration.
What's your favorite STD and why?
-Sh-