Comments | squid_pants: So, who would win, you know, in a fight?

squid_pants

So, who would win, you know, in a fight?

Jun 20, 2006 12:36

Now is the time to speak up;
Who would win the following bouts.

Gamera vs. Microsoft
Andre The Giant vs. Steven Segal
Rodan vs. a cabbage with grubs in it
a walrus vs. a gorilla on amphetmines (submitted by scumm_boyfoam vs. gel ( Read more... )

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squid_pants June 20 2006, 16:44:58 UTC

\m/ -.- \m/

northbard June 20 2006, 16:44:49 UTC

Yes.

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:18:58 UTC

Yea of great wit and verbosity simply answers yes? Is it because your true answers are so far beyond what I wrote you were afraid you'd shame me?

northbard June 20 2006, 18:32:04 UTC

Yes.

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:37:10 UTC

Excellent, I won that round.

scumm_boy June 20 2006, 16:45:42 UTC

Gamera vs. Microsoft: This would have to go to Gamera, as he is GPL'd.

Andre The Giant vs. Steven Segal: Steven Segal, only because he has a "music career" AND an energy drink, and Andre is dead.

A Walrus vs. A Gorilla on amphetamines: This one could go either way. Is the Walrus rabid? Does the Gorilla have a baseball bat? A power saw? Too many variables!

Foam vs. Gel: Foam. Gel would be smothered by Foam.

Apples vs. Oranges: Apples. They are hardcore like Sabu.

Captain Copywrite vs. Captain Canuck: Captain Canuck. Back bacon. Nuff said.

Hate vs. Sponge Toffee: As tasty as Sponge Toffee is, Hate is Hate. Hate would win in the second round with a TKO.

A Bulldozer vs. Mel Lastman: Mel Lastman is a squishy Heu-mann, and the Bulldozer is likely powered by Spite (or possibly the winner against Sponge Toffee, Hate.) You can imagine the outcome.

Hercules vs. A Hydrogen Bomb: This really depends. Did he forget his Magical Ring Of Power in a goddamn tree stump again? Does Newton have to fetch it? Is Daedalus riding the nuke a la Slim ( ... )

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:07:09 UTC

I love that you suggested #3, but even you don't know.

scumm_boy June 20 2006, 18:19:39 UTC

It's the eternal unknown!

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:33:30 UTC

Like, who actually buys the hot peanuts from the machine on the bar making that device actually profitable?

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wondermonkey23 June 20 2006, 16:46:46 UTC

Cthulhu wins them all!

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:22:55 UTC

Yes, but only AFTER he's fully existing in this plane again AND finally finishes his nap, for now though...

wondermonkey23 June 20 2006, 19:21:36 UTC

For now we bide our time, and all matches are a tie, evidence to the contrary notwithstanding.
No-one wins.

squid_pants June 21 2006, 16:38:55 UTC

Either way, planet doomed, got it.

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squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:32:28 UTC

So, like, what, they serve you a bar of soap no matter what you order and then tell you they were just following orders? Except they'd tell you in German I guess.