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squid_pants

So, who would win, you know, in a fight?

Jun 20, 2006 12:36

Now is the time to speak up;
Who would win the following bouts.

Gamera vs. Microsoft
Andre The Giant vs. Steven Segal
Rodan vs. a cabbage with grubs in it
a walrus vs. a gorilla on amphetmines (submitted by scumm_boyfoam vs. gel ( Read more... )

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scumm_boy June 20 2006, 16:45:42 UTC

Gamera vs. Microsoft: This would have to go to Gamera, as he is GPL'd.

Andre The Giant vs. Steven Segal: Steven Segal, only because he has a "music career" AND an energy drink, and Andre is dead.

A Walrus vs. A Gorilla on amphetamines: This one could go either way. Is the Walrus rabid? Does the Gorilla have a baseball bat? A power saw? Too many variables!

Foam vs. Gel: Foam. Gel would be smothered by Foam.

Apples vs. Oranges: Apples. They are hardcore like Sabu.

Captain Copywrite vs. Captain Canuck: Captain Canuck. Back bacon. Nuff said.

Hate vs. Sponge Toffee: As tasty as Sponge Toffee is, Hate is Hate. Hate would win in the second round with a TKO.

A Bulldozer vs. Mel Lastman: Mel Lastman is a squishy Heu-mann, and the Bulldozer is likely powered by Spite (or possibly the winner against Sponge Toffee, Hate.) You can imagine the outcome.

Hercules vs. A Hydrogen Bomb: This really depends. Did he forget his Magical Ring Of Power in a goddamn tree stump again? Does Newton have to fetch it? Is Daedalus riding the nuke a la Slim ( ... )

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:07:09 UTC

I love that you suggested #3, but even you don't know.

scumm_boy June 20 2006, 18:19:39 UTC

It's the eternal unknown!

squid_pants June 20 2006, 18:33:30 UTC

Like, who actually buys the hot peanuts from the machine on the bar making that device actually profitable?

scumm_boy June 20 2006, 18:54:03 UTC

Exactly!

linzq June 20 2006, 19:03:14 UTC

The Monarch!
I love your icon!

scumm_boy June 20 2006, 19:09:04 UTC

Thank you!
The Monarch is warning you of the dangers that the DREADED CANDRU poses!

linzq June 20 2006, 19:45:34 UTC

I do not know of the Dreaded Candru... should I be afraid?

Go Team Venture!

scumm_boy June 21 2006, 12:31:14 UTC

The DREADED CANDRU is a pesky little fish with a penchant for swimming up a man's urethra!!

The Monarch is my hero.

linzq June 21 2006, 20:41:31 UTC

Ah yes.
You see, that episode traumatized me... so I blocked it from memory.

scumm_boy June 22 2006, 12:38:05 UTC

A good episode to block!

I recently picked up the first season on DVD, so I get to relive all those precious moments again!

linzq June 22 2006, 13:26:43 UTC

Yes, I rented it last week... and had not seen it before. What a great way to get into a series!

scumm_boy June 22 2006, 13:39:40 UTC

Agreed!

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