So, who would win, you know, in a fight?

[squid_pants]

Now is the time to speak up;
Who would win the following bouts.

Gamera vs. Microsoft
Andre The Giant vs. Steven Segal
Rodan vs. a cabbage with grubs in it
a walrus vs. a gorilla on amphetmines (submitted by scumm_boyfoam vs. gel

Comments

[daphne1d]

But I want them all to be friends on a zany sitcom!

[squid_pants]

I was writing a zany sit-com earlier with Allah in it.

[squid_pants]

I think a comic misunderstanding involving a hydrogen bomb is something I can get behind.

[northbard]

since you insist :

Gamera vs. Microsoft

Unknown to all, the initial DOS OS, still serving as the lizard hind-brain equivalent for all subsecquent microsoft apps, was coded by an obscure cult that worshipped Gamera, and who had originally attempted to foster their own turtle-based OS (LOGO actually stood for Last of Gamera's Offspring). Worshipping the turtle/tortoise as they did, Turtle can still go Left, Right and Right Through all Microsoft apps and endeavours.

Point to Gamera.

Andre The Giant vs. Steven SegalAfter his acting debut in Princess Bride, Andre the Giant realized that he would have to be less obvious in his physical prowess to be viewed as a potential character to be sympathized with. Faking his own death, he spent all his wrestling gains on a radical new gene-therapy treatment that transformed himn into a leaner martial artist. He took the name Steven Segal as an hommage to his childhood spent sweeping up breadbrumbs before the seagulls could get them

[squid_pants]

You know, everyone just goes to the cartoon Hercules, and ignores the Greek legend.
Just goes to show, Canadian cartoons are better than Greece.

[valgarth]

Pfffffft. Duh. Canadian cartoons beat Greece hands down every time! What have they got? A mythology that continues to inspire people thousands of years after it's inception? Worlds first democracy? Blue domes? guys named Pete in sailor's caps? Spanokopita?

Bah.

HERCULEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!

[squid_pants]

DUDE!
OMGWTFBBQ!
You forgot ass sex! And the Isle of Lesbos!
You ACTUALLY FORGOT lesbians! AND ass sex!
It's....it's like I don't even know you anymore! *cries*