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Rescue the Princess, Rescue the World. [Active, Closed]

May 27, 2010 02:07

WHO: Harry and Kairi
LOCATION: The Unicorn's sinister lair
WEEK: 58
TIME: After Kairi gets kidnapped by unicorns
WHAT: The fair Princess Kairi has been taken by sparkly terrors. Now it's up to one man to risk it all to Get. HER. BACK!!! *cue explosions and montage of action scenes that don't make it into the film*
RATING: S for Sparkles and B ( Read more... )

kairi sable, harry dresden

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driftingtides May 27 2010, 06:44:31 UTC

[Camera cuts to an overhead view of what may have once been the Great Hall. The montage music ends, replaced with a twinkling of horrid melodious synth-pop, the music dipping and swelling as the camera slowly pans down and around the great room. Several unicorns are at rest in various grassy knolls, a few prance happily about as flowers bloom in their wake and dolphins tumble and splash by. Camera zooms away, and we get a better look at the rising mound in the center, what seems to be a-- is that a giant mountain of candy ( ... )

Switching back to prose to preserve my brain XD 1/2 notthatharry June 4 2010, 23:36:41 UTC

Kairi would not be forced to sit there for long, as the unicorn's attention was soon drawn to the far end of the Great Hall, ears lifted and twitching forward as if to better receive some unfamiliar sound. Their adorable brown eyes remained locked on the distance despite it defiantly remaining void of any phenomenon that would warrant such focus ( ... )

2/2 notthatharry June 4 2010, 23:37:00 UTC

There was a brief sensation of falling, and Harry had enough time to reflect on what a stupid way to die this was and come up with several absurd epitaphs before he felt his spell wrap around him like a bubble just a second before he hit the ground, sending him bouncing down through an avalanche of gumdrops and Nerds before his ride finally ended with him going right into a pit of toffee, which was never coming out of his robes by the way, relatively unharmed, even if his bag was digging into his side and his wand was uncomfortable close to a rather tender area ( ... )

driftingtides June 12 2010, 06:12:58 UTC

The sound and the crazed yell caught her attention, but Kairi only thought she had finally lost her gumdrops and that the sound was all in her head. Looking around, she saw nothing, and it wasn't until she noticed the unicorns were looking up that she thought to follow their gazes. A blur of motion that was startlingly familiar flashed above her head, there and gone in an instant.

Harry?

What in the--

CRASH.For a moment, she was entirely sure the mountain had swallowed him. It shook and briefly threatened to collapse after the impact, then calmly resettled into its normal mound of sugary goodness. The glittering mass of candy looked completely innocent despite having just swallowed a student whole ( ... )

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