001- New residents are always fun

[springtime4me]

 [Slowly stirring from sleep, Hitler sits up, and stretches.]

I'd better hurry, or I'll be late for.....class?

[The statement ends on a questioning note as he's finally gotten a good look at his surroundings. This unfamiliar room looks nothing like the school dorms, and he doesn't recognize any of items in it either.]

Hello? Is- is anyone there

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[numanstan]

[Vince may be absolutely horrible at history

but he at least knows that.] Sorry, can y'repeat that?

[springtime4me]

Huh?

[how does he keep getting the number wrong? He knows the doctor's number by heart.]

I'm very sorry sir. My name is Adolf Hitler, and I'm trying to reach Dr. Kamiya. I just can't seem to get the phone to cooperate.

[numanstan]

... Yeah. Thought y'said that.

... Welcome to Mayfield... Hitler. Oh God I've finally lost it.

[springtime4me]

Mayfield? Where is that?

How....did I get here?

[hateslonglines]

Hitler...?

Why would anybody even....

[springtime4me]

[a sigh]

I'm starting to get the idea that I'm not going to be able to reach Dr. Kamiya by phone.

I don't suppose you could tell me how I got here, sir?

[hateslonglines]

I don't think anyone by that name's here. Even if there was a Dr. Kamiya here, you would have a hard time reaching them anyway.

Everyone just blames the town. I am of no exception.

[springtime4me]

I...see.

Are you suggesting that we've been abducted? By a town?

[silno_pyanstvo]

... Hitler.

Disgusting name.

[springtime4me]

I- I know. I'm sorry.

But, who are you miss?

[silno_pyanstvo]

Нет. Child will first be explaining name.

[springtime4me]

Oh, that. It does cause a lot of confusion.

I was named for my original.

OH GOD SHE'S FROM 1941 ;_;

[pinkplumblossom]

D-d-did you say Hitler?

Sorry^___^

[springtime4me]

Er...yes. Adolf Hitler.

[now there's a reaction he's used to. Confused stuttering.]

I really am sorry to bother you, but would you maybe answer a few questions for me?

[pinkplumblossom]

You... sound a lot different on television! Um, my name is Taiwan. We've never met officially, but I'm on your side! I'm fighting really hard to help Japan-niisan in the Pacific Theater!

[springtime4me]

Your name is Taiwan?

[And he thought being named Hitler was odd....]

I- I'm not sure what you're talking about....

[She's acting like it's WWII right now. Weird.]

[cheesewithwine]

Your jokes...they are not tolerated by someone like moi.

[springtime4me]

I'm really not joking about anything. I just woke up here a little while ago.

I honestly don't know how I got here.

[cheesewithwine]

Perhaps it is time to take full revenge for my people and myself, no?

Then I am hating this town even more.

[springtime4me]

Revenge? Have we met somewhere?

If I've ever done anything at all to insult you, I am sorry.