001- New residents are always fun

[springtime4me]

 [Slowly stirring from sleep, Hitler sits up, and stretches.]

I'd better hurry, or I'll be late for.....class?

[The statement ends on a questioning note as he's finally gotten a good look at his surroundings. This unfamiliar room looks nothing like the school dorms, and he doesn't recognize any of items in it either.]

Hello? Is- is anyone there

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[heartstar_blues]

Wow....

[There would be laughter on this side of the phone.]

Just... ☠☠☠☠ wow kid. Hitler?

Really?

I'd beat your ☠☠☠☠ parents if I heard they were going to name their kid Hitler.

[More laughter from the mature hero.]

[springtime4me]

Ummm.....Just who am I speaking to exactly?

I think I have the wrong number.

[heartstar_blues]

Hey, you called me kid...

[More laughter.]

Hitler... ☠☠☠☠. Your mother must have hated to have a boy or something.

Or was your dad one of those skin head ☠☠☠☠?

[springtime4me]

Oh. No, it's nothing like that.

[who is this guy? He can't be related to the school, or he'd know who Hitler was.]

May I ask who I'm speaking to?

[suchagoodfriend]

H-Hello? Sorry, are you an actor or something?

Or is this about me not paying taxes...

[springtime4me]

No, I'm not an actor. I was just trying to call someone...

[He's so confused right now. He's sure it was the right number..]

Sorry to bother you.

[thebestnation]

[SCREAMING.]

[springtime4me]

Are you alright, Miss? Do you need someone to call a doctor or an ambulence?

[thebestnation]

Don't joke like that!

[springtime4me]

Joke like what? Are you sure you aren't hurt anywhere? You don't need assistance?

[perfektsymmetry]

Wait, this is... who is this?

[springtime4me]

ummm...My name is Adolf Hitler.

[He sounds vaguely apologetic about that.]

May I ask what number I've reached?

[perfektsymmetry]

[Okay. This has to be a coincidence. HAS TO BE.

But this is Mayfield. O-oh goodness.]

Uh. Oh. Um. Really?

Ah. M-my name's Calleo Crowe. You... you must have just arrived here...?

[springtime4me]

It's nice to meet you, Crowe.

[He....doesn't like the way you said 'must have just arrived' that sounds like it's a common occurance for people to just show up all confused. Which is silly.]

Er, yes. I did just just arrive. Or I just woke up here, anyway. I'm not actually sure how...

[weaponsparked]

[Good morning, little future dictator! Should you venture through the rest of the house, you will find your assigned father sprawled on the couch, his feet dangling over an arm, and his own arm over his eyes.

He will, however, stir a little when he hears the unfamiliar voice in the house.]

... Hello? Someone there?

[His own voice is ragged, thanks to someone else's botched regain.]

[springtime4me]

[He will eventually. Since the phone is proving to be just confusing. He moves very slowly through the house when he does. He feels like he's trespassing.]

Oh. Um, yes, sir. I'm sorry to intrude. I don't really know how I got here.

[He's really at a loss. How do you explain just waking up in someone's house?]

[weaponsparked]

[He props himself up on his elbows, regarding the kid for a long moment without saying anything.]

... Ah.

[And then promptly flops back down against the couch.]

Welcome to Mayfield, I'll be your non-biological parent for your stay... your "sister" -- [Yes, he uses air quotes] --is absolutely insane. And the cat talks.

[springtime4me]

[he just.....has no words for this.]

I- I don't understand. I was at school yesterday. And what do you mean "non-biological parent" and "sister?"

[He mimicks your airquotes without really thinking about it, then looks embarrassed.]

What is this place?