004- [Voice/ drone filter]

[springtime4me]

Hello, everyone. This is Hitler.

[He pauses, wondering how to phrase this request.]

There was something I was curious about in regards to the droning process.  I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me with a small experiment. I promise it won't be complicated or take up too much of your time.

Comments

[numbuh_one]

[hurhur totally attempting to ninja-eavesdrop. WHAT, MY TEENAGE NOT-BRO IS DOING EXPERIMENTS?? SUSPICIOUS.]

[springtime4me]

[still on the phone, he turns and waves at you, smiling. He wonders what game you're playing...]

[numbuh_one]

[OH NO MY POSITION'S BEEN COMPROMISED!!

brb finding a new spot]

[springtime4me]

[Hmmm....that was odd. Oh well, as long as he's having fun.]

[bawlingforsoup]

H-Hitler?

[springtime4me]

Yes?

[bawlingforsoup]

Y-YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE D-DEAD!

[springtime4me]

[Surprised for a second. He's gotten waaay too used to being in Mayfield.]

Oh. OH! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to upset you.

I'm not the original Adolf Hitler. I'm his clone.

[eminent_lady]

What?

[springtime4me]

Ummm....I'm looking for help with an experiment.

[eminent_lady]

Eh?

...

No, not that part! The first part!

[springtime4me]

The first part of what?

[covets_humanity]

All you need to know about droning is that it's embarrassing as all Hell.

Hilarious if it happens to others, though.

[springtime4me]

I don't think 'hilarious' is the word I'd use. It's terrible when people get droned.

Both for that person and for the people who care about them.

[covets_humanity]

Let's just agree to disagree.

[springtime4me]

Ummm....Okay.

[kol_shevik]

[What.]

You are dead.

[springtime4me]

Ummm...no, I'm fine.

[kol_shevik]

Dead.

Was so scared of Russia, could not even face him.

[springtime4me]

[Russia...?]

Oh, Do you know Miss Roshia?

She's very nice.