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Centipede Dream
I just had a dream that there was a very VERY large centipede living in my home. But it was really intelligent, so it knew how to hide itself in order to keep its presence concealed. So everything was fine.
But then it went and had a LOT of babies, and it realized that there was no way to gather enough resources to feed them all while keeping ( Read more... ) -
"I Love Lucy" Dream
I had a dream that I was watching an "I Love Lucy" marathon. And you know how most of the series took place in the apartment that they lived in, but there were those later episodes that you don't see re-runs of as often that took place with them living out on a farm? Well in my dream, there were episodes that took place even later than that, as if ( Read more... ) -
An idea for a comic
PANEL ONE - a man and a woman in an office setting are speaking.
Man: I just met the new H. R. guy. I don't know how to say it, but he looks... weird? SUPER Weird.
Woman: You can't say things like that. I think he's Samoan. Saying that he looks weird is being racist.
PANEL TWO - Continuation of the man and the woman talking.
Man: I... don't ( Read more... ) -
Analogies
Man: Analogies are like people - none of them are perfect.
Old Woman: Jesus was perfect!
Man: You're wrong - Jesus is a fictionalized interpretation of a historical figure who was just as flawed as the rest of us, lady. NOBODY is perfect, and your argument is invalid ( Read more... ) -
Kerosene Heater Dream
I had a dream earlier tonight - in the dream, I woke up to realize that my feet were caught in the wire cage around a kerosene heater. I could feel the flesh on the soles of my feet burning. but I realized that if I just yanked them free, I would likely tip over the heater and the whole apartment building would catch on fire as a result. So I tried ( Read more... ) -
Nightmare
I had one of those dreams the other night that start with you thinking that you've just woken up, but you really haven't ( Read more... ) -
Being a human is weird
Being a human is weird, but a lot of that weirdness is a result of social rules that other humans came up with well before I was born. I wish I lived in a society that could opt to discard social rules that it's grown out of, much in the same way that a lizard is able to shed its skin. But unfortunately *part* of being human is having those social ( Read more... ) -
Regarding Taxes
Dear people who complain about taxes ( Read more... ) -
A Monologue
"We are all saviors. For who among us has not found themselves nailed to a cross of someone else's sin? And who among us has not died, at least a little on the inside, so that someone else might find forgiveness? So go on, pray to Jesus - yes! But do not forget to pray also to your brothers and sisters. Do not forget to pray also to those who came ( Read more... ) -
Baby Sitter's Club Dream
I had a dream that I acquired a set of all the books in the "Baby Sitter's Club" series. I didn't really want them, but they were super cheap. I had never read any of them, so I picked up one of the books from the middle of the series and started reading, just to get a better idea of what kind of things they were about ( Read more... )