Title: Between a Cloth and a Hard Place
Pairing: America/England

Rating: NC-17 (blatant homosex)
Disclaimer: This is nothing but lies
Word Count: 1390-ish

Summary: (Written for the kink_bingo prompt “dressup”) America convinces England to wear a kilt, with predictably steamy results.

Between a Cloth and a Hard Place

(  “Arthur,” he whispered, amused, “you really shouldn’t joke about perverted fantasies. )

I finally broke down and wrote something for these two, after obsessing over Theon's chapters in ADwD. Best bits of the book, in my humble opinion. And considering Ramsay's possessive attitude towards Reek, and the fact that he involved him on his wedding night, well...it was too much to resist.

Title: Into the Fire
Pairing: Ramsay/Reek

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Title: Know Thine Enemy

Author: Veni/Spocktopus/The one that writes all that shitty porn

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,333

Fandom: String Theory (comic)

Warnings: Dubcon, hatesex

Pairing: Langstrom/Schtein

Summary: In which the line between hatred and humping is blurred, and Schtein finds himself in the company of some very nice office ( Read more... )

Title: Rapture

Author: Veni aka Spocktopus

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 1,095

Fandom: String Theory (comic by Beckey)

Warnings: Blood, unstable narrator, frottage, dubcon/noncon

Pairing: Phineas/Schtein

Summary: In which Phineas acts the shark, the infirmary is his ocean, and the prey is our dearly drugged doctor

Disclaimer: Not mine, wish it ( Read more... )

I AM LIKE SOME KIND OF FIC-MAKING MACHINE

Title: Sensory Overload

Author: Spocktopus
Rating: NC-17

Pairing: Christopher/Semi-Human Wikus

Word-count: 579
Warning(s): Sex with an alien? It’s D9 slash fic, come on.
Summary: Based on the prompt: “How about Wikus begins to notice just how good Christopher smells, and finally cracks and jumps him?” ( Read more... )

I cannot stop answering prompts for this fandom. Anon wanted  Wikus getting sexed up to get pregnant, as the Prawns are convinced he's their "Queen." I combined that with the prompt of the Prawns vying for his attention: sucking in the stomach when wikus walks by, random picking things up to show off their flexibility or strength. Que SHENANIGANS ( Read more... )

So I decided to answer my own prompt of Wikus unknowingly molesting Christopher via antenna-stroking. I never thought I'd be writing D9 slash fic, but, well, here we are.

X-posted to plus4chan's District 9 thread (I fooking love you guys,seriously) and the district_nine community

Title: Lessons in Prawn Anatomy
Author: Spocktopus
Rating: PG-13 (it ( Read more... )

So I was paroozing through 4chan, and the following came up during a talk of Avatar and District 9. I posted my main problem (besides the LOL HUMANS SUCK NATURE ROOLZ plot):

I hate it when aliens look like slightly-recolored humans.

District 9 had aliens that were fucking ALIEN. Avatar has blue humans with slightly feline characteristics. Lame.

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OH MY GOD THIS MOVIE WAS AMAZING.

SERIOUSLY, THE SERIES COULD NOT HAVE ENDED IN A BETTER WAY

I'll be posting a more coherent entry later with the shitload of screencaps I took (most Eddy/Double D because they were so gaaaaaaaay~), but for now, I just want to say: FUCK. YES.

Also:

EDDY'S BROTHER CALLED DOUBLE D EDDY'S GIRLFRIEND AND I DIED OF LAUGHTER

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Because I love making SEXY, EXCITING icons, and the last batch were such a hit, here are more Watchmen icons. Credit/comment if you take any, please : )

Sneak Peak:
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