D9 Fic, NC-17

[spocktopus]

I cannot stop answering prompts for this fandom. Anon wanted  Wikus getting sexed up to get pregnant, as the Prawns are convinced he's their "Queen." I combined that with the prompt of the Prawns vying for his attention: sucking in the stomach when wikus walks by, random picking things up to show off their flexibility or strength. Que SHENANIGANS

Comments

[thekayla]

xD!!!!

I am so amused and pleased by this fic. OMG.

Poor Wikus. xD

Also, this line killed me: “We can perform the impregnation ritual again!”

[spocktopus]

Thank you!

[chiroro]

XDDD OMFG I feel so bad for Wikus yet I can't stop myself from laughing. Oh man, the Prawns are excited to have another go at the hot half-human half-alien Wikus :D

[spocktopus]

Of course they're excited, who wouldn't be?

AND THANK YOU for the lovely comment :)

[aloneindarknes7]

I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!~ <3

Honestly, I adore this so much. Especially that grinning little bastard of a Prawn that knows he gets more sexy time.

[spocktopus]

Thank you!

Your Queen Wikus (LOLOLOLOL) fics were the inspiration for this, obviously. So, seriously, thank you for being so inspiring.

[konora]

Oh dear god I love you. The summary for this could easily be "Today, I got fucked by an entire colony of prawn for hours on end because they think I'm their Queen and need to get pregnant. I haven't even finished transforming yet. FML."

But seriously. LOVE. <3

[elendraug]

HAHAHA we had the same thought with the FML thing, win XD

[spocktopus]

Wikus FMLs would be, hands-down, the most hilarious/depressing things in the world.

Oh, and your comment made me lol hard.

[elendraug]

They would flex. It was terrifying.

"Brian are you flexing"
"NO. No. ...well I mean I have been working out but"

Fuck. My. Life.

"So three days ago I broke my arm and started turning into an alien and got accused of a sex scandal and was dumped by my wife and betrayed by my father-in-law and experimented on by my employer and ate cat food and lost a finger and started sloughing off my skin and lost my only non-human friends and now the others are raping me so I'll become pregnant with their eggs because they think I'm their queen. FML"

in a related story, you crack me up and it's oh so good ♥ roflmao

[spocktopus]

I didn't get the Family Guy reference for a second and I was like, YEAH BRIAN WOULD BE A DOUCHEBAG PRAWN WHO WEARS MUSCLE SHIRTS AND IS ALWAYS CHALLENGING PEOPLE TO ARM-WRESTLE BEFORE HE STARTS HITTING ON YOUR MATE and now I can't un-think it.

Also: BRB POSTING THAT ON FML

In a related story: that comment made my day. Thank you <3

[elendraug]

sldkfjldkfj ahahaha I would very much like to see Brian the Prawn worked into a future fic of yours XDDD

YOU ARE SO WELCOME <3 <3 <3

[spocktopus]

I totally will.

FUTURE RIVAL FOR WIKUS' LOVE, PERHAPS?