[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily. America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]
ATTENTION EVERYBODY
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Haha! I know right! You ought to see what I have under my shirt. Definitely not something some human who is 200-some would have!
[ what even america mind your conversation here. ]
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[ lolwut he doesn't get it. ]
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[ more flexing make him stop please. ]
I've got a whole pack! I bet you never expected that from somebody who is 235 years old!
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Sure thing, bro! Speak louder so I can hear you though!
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Sorry, but I'd rather not yell. A- anyway, what's Call of Duty: Black Ops?
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W-W-WHAT!? BRO, DO YOU EVEN PLAY VIDEO GAMES LIKE AT ALL!?
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...Though it does sound like a pretty sweet gig.
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[ He pauses, then taps his chin. ]
Well, I mean. The 4th of July was just a day until I gained my independence. So really, I'm reason it's such a special day!
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I already said, I'm turning 235! Oh man. It's really hard, uh, explaining this to people.
[ He says as he scratches the top of his head. He wonders if maybe he should make another broadcast explaining all of this. ]
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I... am not American, though. Not strictly so at least.
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You know, cause you're a cool cat and all that with your Dad being all Superman and shit! Haha!
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What do I need to do?
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[ oh my god this city needs so much help. ]
W-Well, I mean, I guess it kind of makes sense considering-- [ he trails off. ]
All you gotta do for mine is have a great time! And praise me! And give me shit! And shoot off fireworks!
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[He doesn't have the faintest idea what is being shouted over, for the most part, but as a prince, part of his job is to be diplomatic, and a party sounds good for a general lifting of the spirits.]
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Woahh, man. No need to be all proper.
Uh. Yeah, I guess! [ does he really have to explain this again. He'll just answer all vague and stuff for now. ]
Hahaa, yeah. But I guess it's more of a country than a kingdom! It's the United States of America!
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A country... Is that not, basically, the same thing as a kingdom?
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Or, you know, my country to be called.
Tell me, dude, what time period are you from? We don't say that, especially not in America!
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