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[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily. America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]
ATTENTION EVERYBODY EVER.
Hahaha! Hey guys! I have something to say! In EXACTLY TWO WEEKS it is a VERY IMPORTANT DATE. Hahaha! Very important!
I will be ***235*** years old! It also is a time to reflect and think about what I have accomplished over the years, starting with beating England's ass in the Revolution! And you know, my military men and stuff. It super, super important to me! Have I mentioned how important this is?
Aaaaaanyway, It is absolutely mandatory all of you guys flood me with gifts and recognition-- and drink American beer! And then you HAVE to barbecue food, eat hot dogs, go swimming, and explode shit when it gets darker! I will be doing a helluva lot of wishing that day to make my birthday here absolutely incredible! I'm giving you a heads up about July 4th because I want everybody to participate in it so I can receive all the praise I rightfully deserve from you guys! Sounds hella cool, am I right? Of course I am!
So, I will be throwing another party in which everybody is invited to on that day!
You have two weeks to get thinking about what to give me! I've compiled a list that could give you ideas-- here it is:
[ With that, he holds up a sheet of paper. ]
[ And it just keeps going. America pushes up his glasses and laughs. ]
Right! Hope that gives you guys an idea or two! Remember, July 4th! I'll be sending out a text to everybody to remind them to come to my place then for a party!
ATTENTION EVERYBODY EVER.
Hahaha! Hey guys! I have something to say! In EXACTLY TWO WEEKS it is a VERY IMPORTANT DATE. Hahaha! Very important!
I will be ***235*** years old! It also is a time to reflect and think about what I have accomplished over the years, starting with beating England's ass in the Revolution! And you know, my military men and stuff. It super, super important to me! Have I mentioned how important this is?
Aaaaaanyway, It is absolutely mandatory all of you guys flood me with gifts and recognition-- and drink American beer! And then you HAVE to barbecue food, eat hot dogs, go swimming, and explode shit when it gets darker! I will be doing a helluva lot of wishing that day to make my birthday here absolutely incredible! I'm giving you a heads up about July 4th because I want everybody to participate in it so I can receive all the praise I rightfully deserve from you guys! Sounds hella cool, am I right? Of course I am!
So, I will be throwing another party in which everybody is invited to on that day!
You have two weeks to get thinking about what to give me! I've compiled a list that could give you ideas-- here it is:
[ With that, he holds up a sheet of paper. ]
[ And it just keeps going. America pushes up his glasses and laughs. ]
Right! Hope that gives you guys an idea or two! Remember, July 4th! I'll be sending out a text to everybody to remind them to come to my place then for a party!