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[starstripedhero]

[ And here we go with yet another loud broadcast. It's been a good week or so since we've heard this annoying voice over the feed, but you can't get rid of him so easily.  America is seen reporting from his bed again, the seal propped up on an object of some sort. He's just really in a tank top and jeans-- lounging clothes. ]

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

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[daathicdocile]

Y-you certainly don't look your age!

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[starstripedhero]

[ America strikes a pose, then flexes his arm. ]

Haha! I know right! You ought to see what I have under my shirt. Definitely not something some human who is 200-some would have!
[ what even america mind your conversation here. ]

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[daathicdocile]

... Are you referring to your muscles?

[ lolwut he doesn't get it. ]

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[starstripedhero]

Damn straight I am!

[ more flexing make him stop please. ]

I've got a whole pack! I bet you never expected that from somebody who is 235 years old!

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[daathicdocile]

To be honest I wasn't. Usually someone your age wouldn't resemble a young man at all!

Would it be safe to assume you are some form of immortal?

[starstripedhero]

Hahaha! Absolutely!
Well, I mean, I'm not immortal, but I'm pretty hard to kill, if that is what you are wondering!
Haha. I' like a cockroach or something!

[daathicdocile]

[ Alright, you get a giggle out of him. ] Something like that.

But I would be happy to give you something on your list! [ Brb, scanning it... ] Ah, what is a ham..burger?

1/2.

[starstripedhero]

[ And with this, you get incoherent flip out. ]

2/2.

[starstripedhero]

[ And then, he gets in a fetal position. ]

Oh my God. Really. You too--?

[daathicdocile]

... Is something wrong?

[ Yup, he doesn't get it. ]