first down -- voice

[hellcommander]

Alright you motherfuckin' fairytale bastards.

I want an explanation, now, and I want it to be fucking good.

One second I'm at fuckin' school? Now I'm in a goddamn Disney movie! Fuck this. And this house I got assigned to, it's like something out of fucking year 2500, kekekeke! ... I hear water.

[the sound of a door opening, and the sound of

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[foreseen_future]

Wanna shut the mouth on the foul language, sailor? There are children near.

[hellcommander]

Kekekeke, you gonna make me, fuckin' censor? I would say a little cursing is a damn requirement in circumstances like these! Besides, I don't give a damn about kids, a few words aren't gonna kill 'em.

[foreseen_future]

I wish you'd just zip it.

[hellcommander]

Then turn off your phone. Seal. Whatever the fuck this thing is. There, I solved your problem, just like that! I'm such a nice guy!

voice

[idsay]

Ah-

[lots of dead air]

Just what the doctor ordered, I'd say.

voice

[hellcommander]

... Eyelashes? Fucking eyelashes, you're here, too? Kekekekeke!! Well don't that just beat ALL!

I'm always what the doctor ordered, for whatever fuckin' ails 'ya.

voice

[idsay]

In this case, it was silence. Hiruma Youichi.

voice

[hellcommander]

Maruko Reiji. Silence drives people crazy, you know.

voice

[coldempress]

Oh.

[Does she sound happy? Annoyed? Who can ever tell.]

You too, hm?

voice

[hellcommander]

Mmmm, and who's this... I know this voice...

Hakushuu's manager, riiiiight?

voice

[coldempress]

Himuro, yes.

[SUBJECT CHANGE] How did you get a waterslide in your closet.

voice

[hellcommander]

Right. Himuro Maruko. That fucking eyelashes calls you "Maria", doesn't he?

Good fuckin' question. Not a damn clue. I'm curious where it goes, but I don't have a damn swimsuit!

voice

[lightcharms]

[????? Fucking? ?????]

The city we're in is called Splendor! The musicbox brings people from all different worlds here.

voice

[hellcommander]

[GET USED TO IT DAWN; you'll be hearing lots of it]

It was the musicbox that did it, huh?

... Different worlds? No fuckin' shit?

[lightcharms]

[I am ten, I come from a fluffy bunnies world, what is this]

Apparently. The locals certainly don't seem to want us here.

[a bit of a huff]

Yeah. I mean, there are worlds where people can fly and everything--I guess my world is considered a bit strange too, since not that many people seem to know about pokemon.

[hellcommander]

[magically fluffy bunnies world where fluffy bunnies are trained to beat the crap out of each other!]

Great! Keh! Not only are we here against our wills, but the fuckin' locals don't like us! This is gonna be a challenge.

Fly? I'll believe it when I see it. Pokemon? [HE'S HEARD OF THOSE BUT I DON'T REMEMBER THE 4th WALL RULES HERE OOPS]

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[trollsbackwards]

OH GOOD.
NOW SOMEONE WON'T BE KICKING ME IN THE GODDAMN BULGE OVER SOMETHING SO MENIAL LIKE FUCKING LANGUAGE.

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[hellcommander]

Someone gave you shit about a few dirty wordies too, huh? Bullshit, I say. Just words.

text

[trollsbackwards]

A HUMAN THAT FINALLY UNDERSTANDS THAT FUCKING CONCEPT.
YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE HOW MANY GRUBFUCKING BULGEWAFFLES AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THE USE OF A WORD AROUND HERE OBVIOUSLY INDICATES A MOOD OR INTENTION TOWARDS THEM.
ACTUALLY, YEAH, I BET YOU DO.
GO FUCKING FIGURE.

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[hellcommander]

GRUBFUCKING BULGEWAFFLES!! That's brilliant. You are brilliant.

I do. People take things way too fuckin seriously.

Now, you say "human". Are you not human then???