first down -- voice

[hellcommander]

Alright you motherfuckin' fairytale bastards.

I want an explanation, now, and I want it to be fucking good.

One second I'm at fuckin' school? Now I'm in a goddamn Disney movie! Fuck this. And this house I got assigned to, it's like something out of fucking year 2500, kekekeke! ... I hear water.

[the sound of a door opening, and the sound of

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[foreseen_future]

Wanna shut the mouth on the foul language, sailor? There are children near.

[hellcommander]

Kekekeke, you gonna make me, fuckin' censor? I would say a little cursing is a damn requirement in circumstances like these! Besides, I don't give a damn about kids, a few words aren't gonna kill 'em.

[foreseen_future]

I wish you'd just zip it.

[hellcommander]

Then turn off your phone. Seal. Whatever the fuck this thing is. There, I solved your problem, just like that! I'm such a nice guy!

[foreseen_future]

Do I need to smack you? No swearing!

[hellcommander]

Yeah, no, that's not happening, fucking censor. The not-swearing thing. You're welcome to smack me if that's what gets you hot, kekekeke! [being dirty on purpose now? MAYBE]

[foreseen_future]

...oh gods of Naltor. I'm talking to a pervert.

[hellcommander]

Kekekeke!! You're the one mentioning smacking, lady!