Comments | splash_the_cat: Not allowed out without proper supervision.

splash_the_cat

Not allowed out without proper supervision.

Jun 30, 2005 12:03

I just burned two toes with my lunch. While stirring my straight-from-the-microwave cheddar brocolli potatoes Lean Cuisine, I slopped a big forkful out of the container and onto my open-toe-sandal-clad foot. I managed to refrain from saying "Fuck" very loudly and instead hopped around on one foot, kicking the other and flinging bits of broccoli ( Read more... )

dorktastic, gag_reel

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poohmusings June 30 2005, 16:43:08 UTC

*liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick*

5) My favorite comeback to use when I was in high school? "Die immediately and decay," instead of "Live long and prosper."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too cute.

And poor toesies. :( (Those I will not lick.)

splash_the_cat June 30 2005, 16:45:30 UTC

(Those I will not lick.)

It's good to know you have some limits. ;)

poohmusings June 30 2005, 16:52:29 UTC

Have to leave dwinn with something to do. ;)

dwinn June 30 2005, 21:48:05 UTC

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mrv3000 June 30 2005, 16:45:52 UTC

"Die immediately and decay,"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*liiiiiiiiiick*

stephdub June 30 2005, 17:59:49 UTC

"Die immediately and decay," instead of "Live long and prosper."

BWAH! That is fantastic. And really, isn't being a dork a must when you sign up for an LJ?

rowan_d June 30 2005, 18:08:57 UTC

In a mild obessive-compulsive fit, I tagged my entire lj over the last week or so.

Ah-ha!! Someone dorkier than I am! Because, I only had the nagging impluse to do this, but didn't actually spend hours of my life doing it. Therefore, I'm less-dorky. Unless, paying enough attention to be excited about this seals my dorkdom in and of itself...or maybe the overanalysis of the whole situation did that already, or.... Oh, never mind.

--Rowan, who hasn't burned herself in a while, but who exploded a potato in her oven two days ago, and went through TWO ROUNDS over the next two days of letting the oven cool ready to be cleaned out, forgetting, heating said oven before remembering the exploded potato (and remembering via the smoke), then waiting for the oven to cool to clean out the potato before it could catch fire, etc., etc...

amilyn June 30 2005, 20:58:36 UTC

I memory-tagged my entire journal last summer and do it in 3-4 month spurts...and NOW they have this "tag" thing. *sigh* Would that would have been there before...

rowan_d July 1 2005, 01:11:33 UTC

Ouch. Sorry...

I was bemoaning my little bit of work having memory tagged my fics and needing to do that again, but...the whole journal...eeeiiwww... sorry....

amilyn July 1 2005, 01:42:01 UTC

And the obsessiveness is because this is primarily a personal journal and baby book for the two above. If I want to know how old Ben was when he crawled, or what Elf's first word was...it's in HERE, not somewhere in some pretty book on a shelf.

nandamai June 30 2005, 19:38:09 UTC

Dude, you're way dorkier than I am.

And OW. Stop that! (My fingers are still sensitive and it's been, what, three weeks? Four?)