I just burned two toes with my lunch. While stirring my straight-from-the-microwave cheddar brocolli potatoes Lean Cuisine, I slopped a big forkful out of the container and onto my open-toe-sandal-clad foot. I managed to refrain from saying "Fuck" very loudly and instead hopped around on one foot, kicking the other and flinging bits of broccoli
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5) My favorite comeback to use when I was in high school? "Die immediately and decay," instead of "Live long and prosper."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Too cute.
And poor toesies. :( (Those I will not lick.)
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It's good to know you have some limits. ;)
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