Get your clothes back, Adiane, or are you going to wander around like a naked monkey? Have you even got a place to live yet?

I think I'm ready to kick your ass now. Brats like you need discipline.

Fuck all the advice. Here are the only things you new people need to know ( Read more... )

Space, this place, space, this place, space, this place.

MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!

...fuck.

[ooc; Guess who is jealous that people grow up, get married, etc, etc. The age, it does nothing.]

Hey. Monkey. Let's talk. Now.

Didn't you get it? I fucking told you that I'm barred from the afterlife. If it wasn't for stupid rules I had to follow, it might have been fun fighting you. In the end, boring shit is boring shit.

And what the fuck is up with these waffles?! They taste like shit! Hime-sama's cooking is probably better.

You're fucking kidding, right?

Touch me and I'll kill you.

I'm going to say this once and one time only, so I hope you monkeys out there can stop flinging poop long enough to pay attention.

This is Hime-sama. If I catch any of you bothering her, your ass is mine. Literally, I'll eat it for dinner. Flank steak is delicious. I didn't hike myself across the universe to save her scrawny ass just to watch ( Read more... )

What the hell do you want?!  I'm not here to be poked or prodded.  No, I don't have a fucking tail!  Go away!

Let's get something straight, Adiane-sama.  Yesterday....that's not going to happen.  Ever again.  Try it and you'll regret it.
I've been accepted for the new job.  You know what that means Simon?  I win.  I beat you.  This day will be remembered forever.  Let it be known that spiral power isn't everything.  And before you open your mouth, I'll show ( Read more... )